The Cadiz Sentinel, 1864-06-22
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. 1. Tod on (he Crisis. I'avid Tod. or Pot Metal Davy, as he was popularly dubbed, either on account of his abdominal proportions or the impenetrable hardness ot his head has delivered him himself - self himself of a speech upon his favorite theme. U. Tod seldom speaks but upon one tub tub-ject; - ject; tub-ject; to its thorough comprehension he has devoted the greatest part of his life ; it is a subject w hieli warms liini with enthusiasm, astounds him with Admiration, and over overwhelms - whelms overwhelms him with its momentous importance. That subject is D. Tod. The "eatrleyo" of the "incorruptable Governor" has taken a survey of the whole universe and the won won-dirs - dirs won-dirs thereof, but it never gazed upon any anything - thing anything worthy of a moment's consideration, except I). Tod. His mind was wandered like a lost pedestrain on the prairie, but it ever returned to the contemplation of the same point from which it started D. Tod. To him the human family is but a T, the round globe an O, the earth a D. and their union makes Tod. With this preliminary explanation we may introduce the speech of .the ' Eagle Eagle-eyed, - eyed, Eagle-eyed, " delivered at the Baltimore Conven Convention - tion Convention and telegraphed to the loyal journals of Cincinnati : "In the caucus of the Ohio delegation this morning the question of the Vice Pres Presidency - idency Presidency cameup. on tiie statement of a dele delegate - gate delegate that Mr.-Tod's name would probably be presented to tbe Convention f,.r the Vice Presidency, in which case Ohio should unani unanimously - mously unanimously niiiy to bint. To this .Mr. Gaddis replied, that Ohio should look to her future interests more than to personal preference. I She should do nothing now against her chances in the next Cabinet. This brought out .Air. Tod, who made, to say the least, every preMiuipfouf speech. He did not do dopy - py dopy that his Mime would be presented, but intimated it would be done by delegates from some other State, and insisted thid Ohio, in that case, ought: to stand by him. Tie bad beed offered positions under the ad ad-ministrution - ministrution ad-ministrution of Pierce and Buchanan, and I forget bow many other administrations, and seemed to imply that his personal inipor inipor-tt.uce - tt.uce inipor-tt.uce was so weighty (hat the administra administration - tion administration could not do itself or him justice that failed to observe this time-honored custom. He pitched into Gaddis for bis remarks, construing (hem a reflecting upon him. and capped the climax by reinaikirg that, the Union par'y of Ohio had lowered it. elf iu electing Brough Governor and defeated him. The debate partook somewhat of a general chai aeter. a'ld 'he result was not such a ple.i.ed Ted or his friends." I That this aide ;:ud chaiai'teristie speech failed to f ecu iv the in. mediate nomination of Tod for the Yicj Pic-'ideney, is conclusive evidence of the total absence of dberimina dberimina-ting - ting dberimina-ting intelligence and appreciation on the part of the Ohio delegation of Abolitionists. Is it possible that the twaddle of the P.ev. Mr. Gaddis, whose clerical education has developed to a remarkable degree his facul faculty - ty faculty of smelling the loaves, ti.-iies and flesh flesh-pots - pots flesh-pots afar off, should be listened to or fund funded - ed funded after Tod had thus-divested himself ol' his maiden modesty and coyly insinuated his willingness to accept the position? Has it conn; to i-uch a pass in the camp of the loyal that the man who had "the backbone" to arrest a country gentleman and suppress a rural newspaper, the man who captured John Morgan mid allowed him to escape, the man who refused all sorts of positions from all sorts of Administrations,- the man who represented bis country abroad and whose children had danced with the children of a Brazilian Emperor is it possible, we ask. that he should be put down by a chirk-en-fed preacher and refused tbe Vice Presi Presidency - dency Presidency by a caucus ol' his iellow loyalists? Oh! David, the Beservcs could wee p for thee, Briar Hill will mourn in the ashes of dispair, and Young'-towii will clothe its mor moral - al moral limbs in sackcloth! To what a market hast thou conveyed thv wares. O David of the Pot Belly! To what base uses hast thou perverted thy stock intrude! Didst thou not, O David, do the work of thy mas masters? - ters? masters? Didst thou not puck and carry and hew for them? Didst thou not betray thy brut hern? Didst thou not eat dirt at the bidding of tbe loyal? Didst thou notfm notfm-Mvear - Mvear notfm-Mvear thyself and crawl upon thy belly in the dust to propitiate the Abolitionists? Did -:t thou not say to Lincoln, " 1 am thy slave. O Abe; spit on me, rub it, in, revile me, only let me bask in thy sunshine of thy favor I' Didst thou not do all this, and trioic, David, uid art though now, in thine old age. turned out to die upon tbe. common, friendless and despised? Woe! woe! to the house of Tod ! 1 tlKAKl), years ago, the late Itev. J nines B. Finley, of Ohiothe old Chief, as we called him relate the following: He was a wild boy, and took a full part in all the fun, frolic,, "devilment." which was so prominent a feature of our Western lite in its earlier days. There was a practice in vogue those days of parties stealing into melon patches at night, eating the luscious fruit to their utmost capacity, and then milking a general smash up of ihe balance, 'il.is was certainly rather rough and mali malicious - cious malicious fun-; hut as few except "close-listed" farmers were visited, who were stingy of melons, the practice was rather popular than' otherwise. There was a German in the neighborhood who received tome flight from one of his nearest neighbors, mid meditated revenge. One day, in the melon season, no came to young Finley and proposed that they thould havo a Kood time in a melon patch that night. 'The matter was soon arranged, the time and place of rendezvous appointed. The night was dark, and proved chilly for the season, and when tbo Dutchman ap appeared - peared appeared he brought a bottle of apple brandy or apple jack as it is generally called of which lie. bad imbibed freely. Long before daylight the parties returned to their homes ; tho Dutchman elated and chuckling over the eoiisternation with which his neighbor would be filled in tho morning. Finley, however, was in more than usually pleasant mood, and certainly had no compunctions of conscience for the part he had in the trick. He was at work near the house in the af afternoon - ternoon afternoon when he saw his Teutonic friend ap approaching, - proaching, approaching, wit ha countenance in which sor sorrow - row sorrow and anger wure equally combined. Fin Finley - ley Finley started to meet him, saluting him : ' llow are you, J dhurry ? Did'nt we have a big time last night?" "Oh, Shim (Jim,) dein was mine own melons that we broke hist night. AY hat fool we is!" burst out. the agonizing Dutchman. Finley consoled him as best he eould ; and his friend never suspected that tho sad mis mistake - take mistake was only the trick of a sober rogue played off on a drunken one. : "Did he not make several visits after the patient was out of dunger?" was the ques question - tion question of a lawyer in cross-examination of a witness called to prove a doctor's bill, in one of our courts, ' a lew days ago. ' ' o, ' ' re replied - plied replied the witness, "I thought the paitent was in danger as long as he continued his visits.'"' - " ,;'i:'";v- '-- - t,
The Enormous Tavatioa In iili'.o. The figures we give below will show that under tlie Abolition Yv'ar D.tnasty the peo people - ple people of Ohio are burdened with a taxation imequaled by any country in Europe : The Legislature of Ohio on tho of Jyiiuarv, 1864, appro priated for iiiiHeelaueous pur- X)SCS On the aid of Mureli. in tho fiener.il 'Appropriation Act for the Ktiito Expenses, ole, For School purposes...-. P.ivnient of Iiilcrent on Stale IJu'.jt Inte;'i .st on irreducible debt lioU:ity Fund and I'likm Loan Spcciul . ppiopriations $;s,t00l)0 l,iun.is:;.M 1,4TiO,(kXHJu 7ii0,0i(l 00 sl,uoo,i,n 7, '-01.5(1(1 in) 100,000 OU 10,940,783 51 Add fo tbe above the usual locnl township anil county tuxes, estimated ut k more than lust year, and we have 17,2,-10,000 uO as,l!tf,7tS3 ol Also amount appropriation for NIto defenses and National G minis 1,000,000 00 &29,100,7fct SI Thus it will be seen that our State, coun county - ty county and local taxation, in Ohio this year is NKAPLY TIIIIITY. MILLIONS, again; I a taxation last year, as reported by the Au Au-! - ! Au-! ditor of State, of 4-1 l,85v.47:i 08. j In addition to this a militia commutation ! fen of FOlIi HOLLA US is demanded from every able-bodied men, who did not. see the j propriety of joining the National Guard, to I lie ordered out of the State, at the whim or i nod of the State Executive. .- - The taxes of the people of Ohio tn be pir.d iu Hecembei will be doubio wnat thoy have ever been before, wiliie the grand duplicate will show less property upon which the tax is to be levied. But these tiro taxing time. In addition to the largo sums extracted from the people by paving tbe Draft. Commutation, tbeyiu paying their National income and direct tax taxes. - es. taxes. The Federal Government, expects Ohio to pav about F1FTKKX MILLIONS OF INTERNAL IIKVBNTK THIS YEAK ! Now add fifteen Millions, to the thirty mil millions - lions millions of dollars, and v o have the enormous sum r f FOUTY-FLYE M ILLIONS ! an amount of taxation that will not be regc.rd- l as a great luxury even by our Abolition I friends ! And what is the prospect tat its diminution? None whatever, but if Lincoln .Brougji & Co.. are continued in liowej-nioud they are allowed full sway, they'll ruin ennj taj'-puim- iu ilicioimlr);"! J he National debt ot the country is esti estimated - mated estimated at three thousand millions of dullars probably more now, bv.t Ohio's share of! all this is about, one-tenth. The entire real j and chattel proper! v of Ohio is estimated I at nine hundred millions of dollars, if the ! war should stop tomorrow, and the debt ! was to he paid, every man )n Unio would I I-compelled - compelled I-compelled to part with oXJK-'mntjj of iu l'MOPI.KTY Now comes another feature. The Shoil- ilyites, Contractors, Navy Siipp'yers. Office Officeholders, - holders, Officeholders, c'ic, &c, by inverting their money iu United States Bonds get rid of paying taxes! About four millions of personal property in Ohio is thus withdrawn from the duplicate, by the Abolition financiering, and the additional tax is aded upon the small property-holder and the owners of real es estate. - tate. estate. These bonds were bought at a dis discount, - count, discount, yet the people are taxed to pay their holders in gold, and hound to pay the prin principal - cipal principal at par ! Is this right is this just? A'ct wc call the attention of the people of Ohio to the fact that when a Democratic member of tbe last Legislature introduced a bill with the view of taking National1 Se Se-cufaties, - cufaties, Se-cufaties, tbe Abolition majority promptly voted it down! By this millions' nf dollars which should be on our duplicate for taxa taxation, - tion, taxation, which should bear alike with real es estate, - tate, estate, tho burden of Government, goes un untaxed - taxed untaxed ! Capitalists and Sboddyites may think this just, honest, righteous, but we mistake the plain people if they do not put the seal of their condemnation ou such de detestable - testable detestable tinancierinir. THE SUM '10TAL! How do you like it, people of Ohio? How much of this im immense - mense immense sum has been frittered away, by the favorites of the parly in power? Well co d the venerable Chairman of the Finance Committee of the Ohio House of ltoprescn ltoprescn-tives - tives ltoprescn-tives declaim airaiuxt tho ''fur ( taMtlwii'' when the SUM TOTAL stared him in the face ! AVell did he conceive that tin outra outraged - ged outraged and over-taxed people would rbe up in judgment against their pitiless public-servants! He, more than his co-laborers, eo'd see the hand-writing on tho wall ! The sov sov-erign - erign sov-erign people of Ohio are awakening to the necessity of a chnni;e. in ihe, Ailniivixtriil 'ujn thai ho even li.':,nif'"tl. ftumstinih of it once wiirm fi irtitl dud ilriren lln iu. into the uc uc-assitg - assitg uc-assitg of tr.itltiraiciiif from it support ! &-mB The Ohio Xtate Juvnuif, announcing the result of the draft in Knox county, with a giand flourish of trumpets, proclaims itiut a son of Gen. Columbus Delano is one of the men called by the wheel of chance to serve his eoi'.utiy. Now we are informed that this same Del Delano - ano Delano Humiliated extreme anxiety to be placed upon the halt, lame, deaf, dumb, blind and spavined list when the first draft was made. If successful the country may lose bis valu valu-blo - blo valu-blo services. Can Tin) istaf-e Juwrnal editor inform us w hether he has put on the cuirass mid helmet and buckler, and gone forth to th wars? It is worthy of note that Delano, senior, when a member of Congress from the Capi Capital - tal Capital District of Ohio, and the nation was en engaged - gaged engaged in a war with a foreign foepronoun foepronoun-ced - ced foepronoun-ced that war "unjust, unholy, unrighteous and damnable," and voted against supplies; but now believes this war a holy, righteous and honorable war. It should still further be borne in mind that he has none of his blood or kindred in the army of the Union notwithstanding he prates unceasingly of his loyalty and urges that "the last man and the last dollar be spent. " While he gives biavc lip service bis actions speak louder than words, and in this wise: "Let the war go on let every poor man in the country go let them bleed and let them die what matter, so that the. Nation's life be saved and 1 aud my sou John live to speculate in stocks and fancies. Our money invested in railroads, and hanks and farms and sheep, is largely increased by tho general ruin wool is enhansed in value, shoddy thieves and greenbacks multiply tho last man will have the last dollar, and if ho can only keep out of gunshot range his name will Ije Dela Delano! - no! Delano! God be praised for war, pestilence and famine for battle and murder and euddcu death, if the house of Delano but survive! ! Mt. Gilead S ntintl. . "You ought (o be honest," said a Rich Richmond - mond Richmond rebel to his friend in office. "Honest ! AVhy. how in the devil's name can 1 afford it on a salary or six uunurea a year ana meat at two dollars a pound!"".
! M.mv ; and fhth..rs away in the armv, ask us if ! mere nnv hi.tij. ,t iwiqoo All t, t. n t : .-"V . 1 v . , i . " war ougnr to oe over, ana it i.-, mc muii iiupciui sign we nave seen lorni nyaduy. AVh'nthe people will it, then' our rulers must obey. Iet every man, wo woman - man woman and child pray fur peace, and invoke the vengeance of the Almighty on those bad nieii who would sacrifice precious lives of men to make money, as Fieuiont says they are doing. Nine out of ten of the rebel prisoners ttf the South wants peace. Jeff. Davis has just published a corres- noinkuee between him and the Governor of North Carolina, showing that three efforts to communicate with our rulers on that sub- ! ject have been made. AVe give an extract trom his letter, which shows that the rebel leaders would have, come down gracefully, but our rulers had no manners, and the want of which, has sine? lost us 100,000 lives: " Commissioners were sent before hostili hostilities - ties hostilities were bttgun, and the AVashington Gov Government - ernment Government would not receive them, or hear what they had to say. A second time I sent a military officer with a communication addressed by myself to President Lincoln. The letter was received by Gen. Scott, who did not permit the officer to see Mr. Lincoln but promised that an answer would be sent. No answer has ever been received. The third time, a few months ago, agentlemsa was sent w hose jiosition. character and rep reputation - utation reputation were such as to insure his reception, if the enemy were not determined to receive no proposals whatever from the Govern Government. - ment. Government. A'iee President Stephens made a patriotic tender of his services in the hone of being able to promote the cause of hu hu-mauity, - mauity, hu-mauity, and, although little belief was entertained of his success, I cheerfully yielded to his suggestion that the experi experiment - ment experiment should be tried. The enemy refused to let him pass through their lines or to hold any conference with them". He was stop stop-red - red stop-red before he reached Fortress Monroe on his way to Washington. To attempt again (in the iiice of these repeated rejections of all conference with us ) to send commission commissioned - ed commissioned a grnts to pi ojjose peace, is to invite iimdt and contumely, and to subject ourselves 'to iiuliimitti irithout the slightest chance of be being - ing being listened to. JEFFFRSON DAVIS." This Lincoln and Davis fight is just like a fight between two strong men. One hates to give up to the other, but the friends of each wish some third man would stopin.and part thein. That is just what the Demo Democratic - cratic Democratic party proposes to do. Let thepeoplo put us in power, and we can settle these fighting cocks in a day, and restore peace to the country, and bring all tbe brave soldiers home to their families. Ohio iJcm, The Dri-aui of the Quakeress. There is a beautiful story of a pious old Qnaktr lady who was addicted to the use of tobneeo. She indulged in this habit, until it increased so much upon her that she not only., smoked a large portion of the day, but fre-" quetrtly sat up In bed for this purpose in', the night, After one of these nocturnal enter entertainments - tainments entertainments she dreamed that the died and ap approached - proached approached heaven. Meeting an angel, asked him if her name was written in the Book of Lite. He disappeared, but replied upon ro ro-tumine:, - tumine:, ro-tumine:, that he could not find it. "OH," she said, "do look again; it must be there." , " " It is not there.". "Oh," she said, in agony, "it must la there. I have the assurance that it is there ! Do look again." The angel was moved to tears by her en entreaties, - treaties, entreaties, and again' left her to renew his search. After a long absence he came back with his face radiant with joy and exclaim exclaimed: - ed: exclaimed: " AVe have found it, but it was so cloud clouded - ed clouded with tobacco tmoke that we could hardly see iuv- The woman, upon waking, immediately threw 'her pipe away, and never indulged in fuioKing again. Said orW to .Mrs. AVeslev. "How can yojhave tlfb patience to teach the same tbtngtwenty times over to your child! " "WJiy," said she, "if I had said it only nine nineteen - teen nineteen times and given over, I should have lost "all my labor. It was the twentieth time that fixed it." Sth.aws, It is said, "straws shows which way tho winds blow.' AVe had come eig nigcniit political straws in this township last Saturday. Several gentlemen who have been acting in opposition to the Democracy came op and voted at the nomination ana pledged themselves to act in future with us. From oiir knowledge of the. men we are confident they purpose fulfilling their pledge. There are many men in Holmes county wno will vote diffei ntly next fall from what they have been accustomed to do. Holme County J'aiiner. The Crittexden Compromise. It is conceded on till hands that the adorition of the Crittenden Compromise would havo prevented disunion and war. Is there an honest man in all the laud who can place his hand upon his heart and say he does not re regret - gret regret that, it was rejected? AA'e know most of the office-holders of the abolition party would say they did not regret it;1 but in speaking of honest men we do not rcier to them. Holmes County Farmer. IMBW Abolition in Locisiana. On the 11th , ult. the Constitutional Convention in Louis Louisiana - iana Louisiana declared slavery aboli. hed. The ac action - tion action must be confirmed by the people, but there can be no doubt that those of thcin who will be permitted to vote will approve if. How tbe convention was elected, and how tbe elections are now conducted in that "' State, will appear from the appended state statement - ment statement : . . . . "Miss Annie E. Dickenson, in a recent speech at Hartfoid Conn., declared the she nersoni ully knew that the ncsidtnt oaa i sent orders to Gen. Banks to control that election that he had directed bun to secure the election of one candidate (llahn) and put down the other. In this I aver what I know, tnid Miss Jhlekinson, with emphasis. David Ton, in his speech to the Ohio caucus at llaltimore, said that . " the Union t arty of Ohio had loweied itself in electing Brougli Gtivi-inor instead of him." i There is mi opinion prevailing among the people of Ohio that the " Union" party could take but one step lower than Tod and they Uohit.iSttitetmrni. ' ' - V , The Rev. Mr, Gaddis, politu,:mn is un uneasy - easy uneasy about the spoibflhat are to fall to the lot of the losaKuffer the JJfrsidintial elec election. - tion. election. He tjfl nks Ohio liquid look to her own interests in the next Cabinet tbt us nothing should be done to damage Chase. Docs the Rev. Mr- Gaddis want to Ik? ehajv lain to the Treasury Department ?. There u fine 6old fbr his missionary labors in direction, especially in thenoteeutting witij $t,UsmcH. f. : .'!''
fires: 1 have the honor to submit for the Con Con-tideratioii - tideratioii Con-tideratioii of Congress a letter and inclosure from the Secretary of AVar w ith my concur concurrence - rence concurrence in the recommendation therein made. ABRAHAM LINCOLN. AVahiugton, D. O, June 8, P:f,l. AYar DurAn ytknt. AYashixoton City June 7, '04. j To the Puksidknt Sir: i beg leave to submit to you a report made to nie by the Provost Marshal General, showing the re result - sult result of of tbe draft now goimr on to fill the deficiency of in the quotas of certain States and rciomending a repeal of the clause hi the enrollment act commonly called "The Three Hundred Dollar clause." The recommendation of the Provost Mar Marshal - shal Marshal General is approved by this department anil 1 trust that it will be reeoni mended by you to Congress. Tho recent successes that have attended our arms lead to the hope that, by maintain maintaining - ing maintaining our military strength, and giving it such incrcaiC as the extended field of operations may require, an early termination of the war may bo attained. But to aeeotnpisli this it is absolutely necessary that efficient means be taken, with vigor and promptness, to keep the a i my up to its strength, and to supply deficiencies, occasioned by the loss losses - es losses in the field. To that end resort must bo had to a drr.fr. But ample experience has nov; shown that the pecuniary exemption from service frus frustrates - trates frustrates the object of the enrollment Law by furnishing money instead of men. An additional reason for repealing tbo ex exemption - emption exemption clause is, that it is contemplated to make the draft for a comparative short term. The bunion of military ser ico vvill therefore, be lightened. But its certainty of furnishing troops is an absolute essential of sut-'e.-s. I have the honor to be vnnr ob't servant, EDWIN M. STANTON, Secretary of War. AV.vrt Depaktjiekt, Provost Marshal I General's Office, : :-AYAtinNCiTGN, - AYAtinNCiTGN, :-AYAtinNCiTGN, D. 0. J une ti, U;64. j Tn Jlun. Edwin M. &tu.it'M (5:,tvifrJ IIW: Sn; In accordance with the amended Enrollment Act, approved February lif, l.V'-l, and vour orders on this subject, I ant now conducting a draft iu various sub-districts for their respective deficiencies ou quotas of troops heretofore as.-igned. Tho results of the drafts so far as shown by the reports to date are worthy of attention. They are briefly as follows; Xiiinlierof drafted men examined X umber exempted for phyieal dis disability - ability disability Number exempted for other causes Total number exempted....; Number-paid r-unmutai ion money Number who have l'ui'iie;bod sub- nt.itiu.-s Number held for personal service Total no'gexempied 11,711 - -1,374 2,l).t0 7.0-ii 1,4111 l.!U 7,7:25 yet pay Tbis includes some who may commutation moiiev. These reports come from sub-districts in eight, differentiates. 1 invite your attention to the small num number - ber number of soldiers being obtained under the ex existing - isting existing law. T see no rea.-oii to believe that the army can be materially .strengthened by draft so ioug as the ijvJOO clause is in force; nor do I think it safe to as.-uiue that tho commutation paid by a drafted man will ena enable - ble enable tbe Government to procure a volunteer or substitute in bis place. I do not think that large bounties by the United States should be again re.-o. ted to for raising troops. 1 am, very respect fully, Your obedient servant, JAS. B. FRY, Provost Marshal Gen'l. " Copperhead" Vcrsut ' Flatter SSrecciSae.s." Many seem not to be avv.uv that Copper Copperheads, - heads, Copperheads, as applied to a party, is only the re revival - vival revival of an old epithet which the New Eng Eng-landers - landers Eng-landers gave to our honest Dutch ancestors, if wo, may credit the renowned Knicker Knickerbocker, - bocker, Knickerbocker, in bis celebrated History of N. Y. Diedricb thus discourses: "In the proud days of Peter Stuyvesant, the good old Dutch aristocracy loomed out in till its grandeur. The burly burgher, in round-crowned flaundish hat, with brim of vast circumference, in portly earbaiidlne und bulbous mutiplicity of breeches, sat on his ''stoop " and smoked his pipe in lordly si silence; - lence; silence; nor did it ever enter bis brain that the active, restless Yankee, whom he saw through his half-shut eyes, worrying about in dogday heat, ever intent on the main chance, was one day to exercise control over these goodly Dutch domains. Already, however, the races regarded each other with disparaging eye. The Yankee sneoringly spoke of the Manhattoes as the "Copper "Copperheads;" - heads;" "Copperheads;" while the latter, glorying in their own lu-tber rotundity, and observing the sliu,k galligaskins of their rivals, flapping like an empty sail against the mast, retorted upon them with the approbrious appellation of the "Platter Breeches." If one of these .party epithets, then, is to be revived, and the venerable name of "Cop "Copperheads" - perheads" "Copperheads" is to be applied to the peace-loving, discreet, honest men of the country, as in good Dutch times, surely their opponents the active, restless, meddlesome busybodies, should not object to the rival name of "Plat "Platter - ter "Platter Breeches." K Y. Mrprm. I'uacceptibie Oratituilc. Lieuteuunt J n, ltito of the sixteenth regiment, was a few days ago walking down street, when he was accosted by a fellow, half soldier, half beggar, with a most rever reverential - ential reverential salute : "God bless your honor," said the man, whose accent betrayed him to be Irish, "and long life to you." "How do 'ou know me?" said the lieu lieutenant. - tenant. lieutenant. "Is it how do Tktowyour honor?" re responded - sponded responded Pat. "Good right, sun;. I have to know the man fhat saved my life in battle." The lieutenant, highly grat ified at this tribute of his valor, slid a fifty cent piece into the fellow's hand and asked him when. "God bless jour honor and long life to you," said the grateful veteran. "Sure it was Antietam, when seeitig .your honor run away as fiist, as your legs Woulil 'cany you from the rebels, I followed iffir lead, and after vou out of the fray, wnereby I saved my lite. Oh ! good luck to your honor, I never will forget it so you. " Senator John I. Hale. After twenty year's service in Congress, most, of the time in the United States Sen ate, John P. HaV,'of Njafllampshire, hajj at last been runvut. The Administration caucus ot the .Legislature has nominated Ex-Congressman Cragon jn his place. Hale has been too honesnd , independent lately ;n bm cnnrsiP.. andrtoe iircre nliant tool J of de?rot'sm la t() tnke "B l1'- ' ; '
so nappy i "AV bat does she mean?" thought. I, i e siiaii dc so nappy, near treitericfc, I Bhe repeated; 1 know we shall. The truth j is, my dear, I have long loved yon in se se-1 - 1 se-1 cret hopelessly; but alter receiving such a i dear, affectionate letter from you ' ! "Why, after receivine such a dear, cood letter," said Lucy, "1 an) so happy that I must tell vou all my heart. 'When we are married, Frederick ' "I nui dreaming," thought I. "Wc shall have this pleasant event to talk about, won't we? Why you can't think how surprised and .delighted I was to receive your letter. I laughed over it, and cried over it ; and if I have road it onca I have read it lifty times. " "Then it seems." she continued so hap happy - py happy that I was fairly provoked at her "it seems that absence has taught you how much you love me." 1 ws stupefied thought 1 was insane couldn't u'nnerstand one word Lucy aid. - I Meanwhile she unfolded the letter. Then i tnen i uuuerstoocl it- an. I uttered a scream that was scarcely human it was so wild and eagerly matched the letter. It was tbe letter i sent to Julia. "Yes; then understood it all; I had made a mistake in superscribing the letters, and Julia had got Lucy's while Lucy had got Julia's. AnM Lucy hiid been flattered with the hope and !elief that I loved her, while Julia i-oor girl believed 1 was about to luarry her. This was the eaui-e of Litcy's tenderness; this was the cause of Julia's vi. i ing her cousins. I laughed ; I d.ineed ; I dare say T cut no every manner of capei-s which a man ought to ho a- hamed of. And Lucy all thetiuiu staring at mc ru I before .s;arcd at her. Thin brought me to my senses. "A mistake." 1 sluinnieivd "this letter I wrote in a bu ry juit the wrong name ou t!.e I ask sent your to Juiia and Julia' j Lis one to you !" I shall never forget tbe old maid's con consternation, - sternation, consternation, Phe understood what 1 w ished to say . be saw tbe error in its true light. I thought idio would sink through the floor, but- she hr.d hold of the door latch, and that probably fusta ned her. I was glad that the door latch was strong. At that moment my conscience hit me a severe cut, and made nie smart. How I cursed my carelessness, which had been the cause of so much mischief. I made a hrn ied apol apology, - ogy, apology, but I did'nt stop to see if l.ticy fainted, or to have the pleasure of holding a smelling bottle to her nose, in case she should sink in into - to into that, interesting state. 1 thought of Julia. I flew to lnf.ke an explanation. It was three miles tohef aunt's house, but I was there in a trifle over three minutes. 1'ufling like a steam engine, I asked to seo her, and was shown into a room where she was alone. She regarded me with so cold a look that I am sure it would have chilled me through made an icicle of me, perhaps if I bad not been so ! hot running. ' I threw myself at her feet. She started hack it might have been be be-eati. - eati. be-eati. e her hand touched my face, which was burning like a coal. "Poor Julia," 1 sighed. I panted 1 suppose; but sighed is abetter word. "Well, sir," said she coldly. "Drn't scorn me: I'll nike it all rijrht. i It s only a mis r.Le. "Wliat?" "Why, (hat letter " "That letter, sir, was a very friendly one. I aiu sine. Indeed !" added Juiia bitterly, "I feel ;u:te flattered by your confidence in me, in making known your intentions to marry. J hope you will get a good wife sir; hone you will he happy " "Jtdia, Julia!" 1 cried in agony, "I say it's all a mistake. That letter was not meant for you." Julia's assumed coldness, indifference had vanished in a moment. Then ihe looked at mo. "It wns'nt for you," I repeated. "1 wio'.e that to Lucv Matthew put the wrong name on tbe Lack. Here's the letter 1 wrote to vou." I gave her the one T had snatched from Lucy. She read it eagerly. She saw the mistake, and burst into tears of joy. 'ihe next moment wo were locked in each other's arms. I was intensely happy. Hut in an lis, ant the bright heaven of my love was C.eu ted. 1 thought of Luc. "What shall I do ? " I cried. "She tho't. the lei tjr was addressed to her. and believed I loved her. What a mistake ! What shall I what oi'ght I to do?" "Go to her at once," said Julia, "and make a full explanation and a suitable apol apology. - ogy. apology. " I followed her her advice. I met Lucy on the threshold. "Not a word," said she laughing. "I don't need any apology from you'; you have not done any jrruat damage to my old maid's heart. I received your letter: 1 was not so foolish as to think you meant nil those pret pretty, - ty, pretty, tender things ior me. But I meant to punish you for your carelessness, by. making you think you had done a woridof mischief. Ha! ha! ha ! how silly you did net." I was willing that. Lucy should laugh at me ; it made me feel more easy, for 1 knew that I deserved it. I pnutod'a little, how however, - ever, however, and strove to look dismal, until she icpeatod what she had taid about our be being - ing being so happy when we were married, w hich caused me to echo back her laugh with a hearty ha! ha I ha I Header, 1 did'nt marry Lucy, hut I did make a bride of Julia, as toon as I could get her parents' consent. On the very evening of my marriage, the old maid whispered in my car, with a saucy laugh, and a mischievous twinkle of her eyes, "how happy we shall be when wo arc married, Frederick ! " ' Our Egyptian landlord felt like the Hoosier hotel keeper under similar circum circumstances. - stances. circumstances. A pedestrian called upon him and stayed over night, for which the demand was $2,50. "Why, landlord," exclaimed tho traveler, "this is ft outrageous bill." ' " "You nienn it's a big 'un," inquired the impurtable Boniface. -'''Yes." -' i ' ' " - , "Well, stranger, wo keep tavern here." ' "Very 'well, what has that to do with such a bill?" ' "" - : 1 "Look at that new sign, stranger, it cost ten dollars." ; . -. ; "Well, wht of that?" ' : "You're th first traveler that's been along here for three weeks and I tell ye we ctn't afford to ksop tavern for nothing, we can't!" ; " ''' i..-' v " The traveler paid. .
TO A PICTl'ItE. X IrttEAM AND A PORTRAIT. T MART VORRKST. Iliiru in this hieho I will shrini'thee, my swet; Here, vvhero T gather My spirits most moot; A restful nook Trotu tbo world nport, Whero I come in tbe twilight, Ami talk with my hniirt ; . tr ait, w lien the fever Is on mo, all day Dreaming mid joltinj The hours owny: Hero I will shrine thc-o, My warm sunbeam ; MvKiron, niTscfr, Sly loautiiil dream 1 Here, with tha hand Of my spirit pressed down On tho'wuves of thy hair Kor & chrixniiil crown, : I will prav my strong prsyor, And tho!ossing: shiifl full Ou u both, tor the depth . Aud tiie uiisht of my 1L 1 7 .. IMS TWO LETTEKS. My stay in New York had been prolonrx-d far beyond my (Original intention when I vis visited - ited visited thai city m l I was pining to roturii to my native vil.age, mid to the anus of my dearest Julia, whom I hoped soon to make uiy bride, 1 bad drunk deep of tbe cup of worrow during my absence iVoni bur, aiiJ 1 bulked forward with glowing anticipations to Mie time when wo should nieet to part no lucre. Atliistmr hudnois took a favorable turn. Tbrio wa.uio longer anything to detain mo iu New York, ami I made hasty prepara preparations - tions preparations for a departure to my native village. it was the evening before I designed to set out, that I wrote two busty letters to prepare my friends for my reception. Tbe first of these epistles was to Julia. It ran thus: "Dearest Girl: I shall leave New York iu tbe three o'clock traiu to-morrow af'ter af'ter-ii - ii af'ter-ii jon. In .in hour from that time I shall be with you. never know bow I loved you until iny heart was tried by ihe tost of ab ab-Muao; - Muao; ab-Muao; now I feel how devotedly, bow truly I am yo.tr own. Oil! what joy it wilt be to meat with you once more 1 That will be . liii hnjipie.it moment of my life, except except-when - when except-when 1 can, for the iirst time, call you my b:ida. Your till death, FilKKEillfK. Tbo second letter was addressed to an f.ld maid of my acquaintance, who bad been Jike a sister to me, and to whom I was in in-lebtod - lebtod in-lebtod for ninny little aet.s of kindness: ''My Dear Friend : I write this in haste to inform you that I shall probably visit .Vou wine time to-morrow evening. You pen I don't want to find you unprepared. An 1 I want, you to treat me well, too, even if f do not call on you the .first 'of any. .Don't think my affection for you has in fjie h-a-t diminished, but you must know my affection for another has increased, and strong as are your claims upon me, liar's are somewhat : -trouper. Now don't be jeal jealous - ous jealous ; for after I am married, I shall be as t, ue a friend to you as ever. . Sincerely your.'-, Frederick." Having finished both of these letters I sealed them with the tame haste with which they bad been written, fearing that they would be too late for the mail. Superseri Superseri-bina - bina Superseri-bina them in a hurried hand, I sent them to the po.-toiTice, where they arrived just in tiino. At three o'eloek on the following day 1 was at, the depot, and in the ears. 1 was too impatient for steti in itself. I even believed . the telegraph could'nt have transported mo tothu'.irms of my Julia soon enough to sat satisfy - isfy satisfy my iuipaiionjo. -1 thorght that the cars moved slower tbnn a mule, and thought at one time of getting out, to run along ahead of them. However, slow as I thought I was travel traveling, - ing, traveling, I arrived 'in good time in my native - viflage. I .did not step to shako hands with a single soul,, but hurried to meet my : Julia. I arrived at her lather's house. I expected to see her face at the window look looking - ing looking out for lne, but it was not, visible. How However, - ever, However, I reflected that, like all women, she was coquettish, and avoided showing her pretty eyes at the window, just to tease. " Yet libit certain she would be lookim; out fur me, and I have a distinct recollection of offering to bet fifty dollars with myself that the was peeping through tbo blinds at we, or from behind a curtain. I ran up to tha door and entered without knocking. I opened my arms, expecting Julia to jump into than, and sumios.mI f course she would ; but I s-hut them up ag; m quick enough, when I saw the old lady ap ap-' - ' ap-' proaebing, net her daughter. "Where's Ju'ia'r", I cried. "Oh, she's cone - "Gone!" ...... "W i "For heaven's sake," I gasped, "lei! me when;," ; "I was. going to, butyouiijterruptednie," ' said tiro oldluly crustily. "She has gone ' to spend a few days with her cousins." - I was thunderstruck. I eonseientioiidy , believe that at that moment I was as white as a piece.' of parchment. :At any rate, I ' eould swear before any court that I fede very flint and weak. ,:: "When .lid she go f ' I faltered. . ' , "About two hours ago. " .-"Two hours ago ! What! did'nt she re revive - vive revive my letter?" "-.. I was terribly excited. I felt that my eter eter-al - al eter-al happiness depended upon the woman's ,' answer. If Julia had gouo to see her cou cousin - sin cousin when she knew 1 was coming that I .would bo there that night I felt that it would break my heart. "Yes, I believe so," drawled the old lady. I heard her say something about getting a note from you that sha expected you to eall here to-night. ! i ; It was enough. My heart was a heap of ruins! 0!i, the faithlessness, the iiekle iiekle-tie.ss, - tie.ss, iiekle-tie.ss, the ljeartlessness of woman ! All that has been said of' her is but flattery ;, tdie is a hrtrpprit in augol's form I Oh, deception 1 oh, despair my unutterable woe, when I . learned tint Julia was gone gone, when nho knew 1 was coining and blame me for not giving vent to my feelings iu such ex expressions - pressions expressions as these. I thought I should be, very scrupulous -itbout swearing to anything that took place thij noxthalf hour after my , heart received , that heavy blow. One thing I am sure of, I left the hiuss and got into the street, but whether Iran there, staggered there, or was carried tharo by jny friends, I eould not eon eon-soicutionsly - soicutionsly eon-soicutionsly affirm. The first I heard from myself, 1 was approaching the door of my ixhmd, the old naaid, and she was running Qut to meet me, . Tiia probably brought me tomy sense?. - '-';, . -- ' I wa part being surprHcd at anythi ng
The Democrats Can't Elect a IreslIeul." AVc sometimes members ot the ,.i-, r .1... Democratic party says The Democrats can't elect a President this tail; they had better make no nomination; jut keep up the State and county organizations; let the Abolitionists have full sweep; it is their war and let them have whatever honor or dishonor may attach to it; Lincoln can and will cootie! the army for bis own behoof." There seems to be no disagreement among Democrats as to the iiiet that tbe country is m tho high roads to ruin and running down an inclined plain with tbe breaks up. All of them are sort of hoiding their breath in aiitieipaiion of the fearful crash. Is it wise, i therefore, in view of this lamentable condi tion ol things, to fold our arms and inter interpose - pose interpose no effort to save the country from the destruction that seems to await it? Grant that it is not a war of our begetting; gTant that our advice has not been followed in its prosecution; this does not relievo us from the responsibility of trying to disjdaee from power, through the agency prescribed by the Constitution, the men who now hold it as with an iron grasp. No one whose mind, intelligence and judgment are not dwarfish in proportions, believes that the Govern Government - ment Government will survive at the end of four years from now if the present party is perpetuat perpetuated - ed perpetuated in power, and it administers its affairs with the recklessness with which it has ad administered - ministered administered them since the party came into power.' And shall we mike no effort now to bring about a change? Will wc stand ac acquitted - quitted acquitted in history wiil wc Maud justified with our own conscience can we expect tbe aparoval of heaven if wc shall refuse j to take advantage of the opportunity that now oilers to wake a bold, a vigorous efl.ut to displace the party iu power? There is too much at, stake to justify indolence or apathy. Constitutional Liberty i'or our ourselves - selves ourselves aud for unborn venerations is at stake. a prize the mo-f glorious that ever pealed out an invol ution to man to labor resolutely and untiringly to win. Shall we, then, play the sluggard? ' The r.rniy will lie thrown against us, and there is no hope for us." Considerations like these, if even well-grounded, cany with them no extenuating force for indifferences on our part. Oar ilnli ii to lubdr for the rigid, and no consideration can relieve us from the performance of that duty. If un un-sacceshfu! - sacceshfu! un-sacceshfu! we shall not bo afflicted with self self-accusing - accusing self-accusing reproaches. County, Districts and State organizations are not only right; they are necessary. Can didates for Congress shuuld be nominated and elected who will reflect the will of their respective' constituencies. But of equal, if not of far greater, importance is it, that a candidate shall bo put in nomination for the Presidency wiio will as nearly as possi possible - ble possible reflect the views of a majority of the democrats. It is important that that nom nominee - inee nominee should be a man who not only thorough thoroughly - ly thoroughly understands the Constitution and the hi.-tory tonehbig its format ion and adoption, but who, if elected, will make his adminis administration - tration administration conform to it. in spirit and letter. That instrument wi)N formed to meet the re requirements - quirements requirements of iron-handed war as well as to minister to the "piping times of peace." We have men in our ranks who never justi justified - fied justified or palliated a single infraction of the Constitution, or glossed over its perversion strict constructionists men who would not take into the Presidential chair either the feelings of prejudice or resentment of enlarged and generous views, who would bind up and heal the wounds of our bleed bleeding - ing bleeding country who would give peace, tran tranquility - quility tranquility and prosperity to atom and distract distracted - ed distracted Bepublie. This is the sort of a man the mass of the Democratic party want put in nomination, and we have high hopes that the Chicago Convention will present theu 5,ucli a nominee. The ShotSc!' Convcutiuii. The New Yoik Tnhunp is disgusted with tbe Baltimore Convention. AVilldtison, its Washington editor savs: Hear him:
It is a history m part ot the admission Federal Union us fctaics, oi Arkansas, where under Banks we have been whipped not on only - ly only out of our boots, but out of our actual political possession of the soil sufficient to elect a hog-reeve of Louisiana, w here we bine political possession just so far as our oO-pounderParrott guns will shoot, and not. one inch further of Ten nessee, w here we have jurisdiction and political grip just as fish trnicn in Fundy have foothold between the ebb aud flood of tbo tide, and not one inch more of Nevada, Colorado, Nebraska, scarcely fledged Territories, iu whose behalf, wilt n knocking at, the Electoral College and elbowing older Massachusetts and old New York in their hot hunger and thirst after the rewards of politics, not one word could bo invented for public avowal, save that their admission to the Convention would help their several schemes to bring them in into - to into the Union as States ! ! I do not care now to write the history of this new chapter in American politic?. It can bide its time." Uousuhold SLnovt ledge. The following scraps ef information arc clipped from t he Scientific American : Odors from boiling ham, cabbage, &e., arc prevented by throwing red pepper pods or a few pieces of charcoal into tho pot. Percussion caps are found to poison chil children, - dren, children, if swallowed. Pigeons are hatched in eighteen days ; chickei'S, twenty one; turkeys, twenty-six; ducks and geese, thirty. A cc'uient which is a good protection against weather, water and fire, to a certain extent, is made by mixing a gallon of water with two gallons of brine, then stir in 1! pounds of In-own sugar and three pounds of common stilt ; put it oil with a brush like paint. Put potatoes of equal size into water while boiling; when done pour off the water scatter in some s-nlt. coyer the pot with a coarse cloth, and return it to the fire for five minute when they are ready for the table; even watery potatoes are thus made mealy. Common cut nails are easily driven into hard wood if rubbed with n little soft, soap ; saliva is better than nothing for that pur purpose. - pose. purpose. The best way to cook a potato is to bake or roast it in an oven ; w hen done, ci ack the skins open and allow them to dry out for a few minutes before placing them on the ta tabic. - bic. tabic. News paver Si-Bseiui'HONS Are infall infallible - ible infallible teste of men's honesty. If a man is dishonest he will cheat the -printer in some wuy say he has paid when ho has not or stmt money and it, was lost, by mail or will take the paper and will not pay for it or will move off', leaving it. come to the office he left. Thousands jre dishonest, and the printer's book wilnell fearfully on tbo day of settlement at the final judgment. A good many fellows will not get to heaven, who might nave done so," could they have showif a receipt in full from the printer, for honefty and fair doalin. .
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