Semi-Weekly South Kentuckian, 1883-12-21

will make a clevis 1' Next he again put it into the forge, and,- having heated It as before, placed It on the anvil and striking it with his ham ham-mor, - mor, ham-mor, tho sparks Hew around smartly and all had to get out of tho way jof them. Afur a while ho soil to mo: 'Abe, I'm sorry to say it won't mako a cievie, but it will answer for a boll.' He again introduced it into the fire, and after pounding it on the, anvil and the sparks flying from it as be before, - fore, before, aud all present had to stand out of the way of them, he, with a most lugubrious expression of connle connle-nanoo, - nanoo, connle-nanoo, said to nie f ,'Abe, ' it wop't make a bolt, but there is .Ado thing lam damned certain it will maki," and having heated it again as high highly - ly highly as he could he' plunged It in a bucket of water and exclaimed:

mention the lollowing points of mot-it :. . The simplicity of all iti mechanical parts, the matorial used In its construction. . It is entirely , elf-ilireadiug, at all points, including tlio shuttle. Tho needle is self-setting. The bobbin can be tilled with thread by means of the loose balance-whc.el without running the machine. ": ' '' ' ' .. ---.rl-;.i:i.. .-It. -.-i '..- :i . ...!. i The ITovr American. 'is Always in Orderl And 'you cannot fail to' be "ploa'sed if vou purehasq it.'- For salo 'by -hooser & overshiner, .:- . And oan be scon at their storo, Main Street, HOPKINSVILLE, KY.' , nov. US, 'SS-lyl ' ,

tbo war bctwoeii Mammon and Die Masses. ' I-'alked extortion will dio hard, but die It must." Licking Val Valley - ley Valley Schorcher.' ".'"' i ' WIIKRE IIAVK YOU IIKKK; .' ' ' i . , ; t Potmbr Fgm showed tu a let let-tor - tor let-tor yesienlay that was addressed to his father on the 7th day of March, IM:!.! It wit mailed In Texas, and addressed to ' some nflbia iu Middle Tonn., and forwarded to Fultoni reiichtiiK the lost immed odlce on tho 13th inst. Tlins li was detained in Ihojimlls 30 years, 9 mouths and S days, out cams up at last. Fultou Index. ' i ' ; CORUKCTEO QUOTATIONS.

aecosted him in the following manner I "Mr. Barnum what did you say that tuff was that oaxne yesterday f" ,." Ma Maria - ria Maria to of soda I",. , " Muriate ,of soda I'! laid Uie farmer, 'It's nothing but saltl" ',' Nonsense," aaid Mr. Bornua. is muriate of soda.' "Mr. Barnum, oome tnd see for Yourself," Ho went, he sow uid lasted it, and deolared it (b be the jrealost fraud ever porpotratcd. ', He itarted for the city, and went directly to 'lie dealer from whom it was bought, aid asked what the stuff wo they had

having no doubt in some mysterious aiu ' inexplicable' way , evaded tho devil I (Priuters devil, I moan ; of course.) I have after mature deliber deliberation - ation deliberation aud j consideration arrived at the conclusion that as It contained a surplus of that commodity said to' be rellslied occasionally by the wisest men,' it had Tailed in its mission, found : the editor in a ' serious vein, and by his storn behest had gone tho way of condemned articles into the waste-basket. Since such was not the . case, . I ariso. and coma again

"111 take whisky ; whnt will you have, Fred .?" said a man in a Main street saloon , yesterday.' "I don't feol like drinking,", said Fred, . The fli-st speaker poured out a genorotiB glass of whisky, drank half of it, and handed the "rest to his friend, re remarking, - marking, remarking, with a wry face, "there's something the matter with that stulF. Try it," Fred finished the ' liquor. The fust speaker laid ten cents upon