The Bourbon News, 1882-06-09

! ' -J. i . I , , , Pan.Turney .Tvanjta a The ,man, -who makes .other.8 nhoppy, is, happiest ;il 't tloa it f ' 'Everybody ds 'iPraiBingheHiord over) at -Frankfort' now m.i ; mirri, . Judge'Harbeson'jOFiemiugsfcurg, is a candidate ' for Congress. ' ' - i. The kingdom of kindness knows, no '' i t it. ; f'r discrimination between rich and poor , There's ,one good; feature . ahouj;v the history it does'nt C9ntain anyv "Barnes. Notes." i . ', , The greatest wonden of all is, & Pa1' didn't adorn the new History, with theht(pihtures.' u ,nd 1 ''Oscar a better ' looking a mati than his historic picture: Now sue -ns Jf or libel. ' " - v D'rfovfiafti ought t'6 be tried ''before av cod't6'( UmXlfra 'ibquireiido, 'for asking $it),fd"rii'hiBtoiythafcveost$12. :-If iuortKair? cast snaaov.son tne sunniest helds, ami n.vereth beaming faces with J!igvnti. t if'nmiy sombreiiess. , ttroT.M wins vdrth of !TJ I IT ries an -:i 3yiii often pay '100 per ceut in, ' -it To vx investment. Will t !.' freight brakesman m hiiu.ot. , ...... ii&sheil jjet ween, two box j si-it, '. her. freight ,deppt. cBobufet4Ki,oiil says he would, ratbejj adjeggaii.aiv spend adoljarlikeja ,kjngJ than. bo a, king and spend ajdollar like sij beggar., . . Geo. W. Tudor, of Maysville, has. gone. -Europe. He waa banqueted in Princely style before he left?, by his many, friends. a If a brigade of fool-killers will ' only' come this way, we -will give them a valuable pointer towards finding 'an all-summer's job. . - After a'man kills seven "wives gia, he's1 no longer recognized 'in society. What a desolate and heartless country, that must be?" "-'.'-. Will Tarr wearb a S99 historic grinand Horace Miller rubs his handstand tiies'tO 1 convince himself that the7jriistory is a ' ' ' very fiiie thing. .-' Capt. Gano Hill's manly picture .holds tlie Centerville precinct up ' by the trul, while the balance of tlie county looks 'on I .with admiring eyes! , Epr the correct ages of a 1 1 majority 1 of theleadingrbelles of Bourbon, Scott, Harrison and Nicholas counties, see that bachelor's friend history. Miss Yansant, one of Flemingburg's most agreeable young "( ladies, passed through .here yesterday for Danville, to attend the Commencements. , i- There never. has been a dollar carried out of this world by a dead man, iior 1ms ever a dead man been known to have any-particular ie,qd of money, , Bob Iugersoll says "Oetman that 'has gained the love of one good, -splendid, pure woman, his life- has -beep a, .success, snermattor if he died the ditch." .. Diamond jeweled garters are sellhig in. New York at from $1,500 to-$2,000.', -But eW arosold oxoept Who; give them away A press conventions. .. The Rev! -this city will deliver ihe'Bnccakure'ato sermbn be fore the Men's Christian M llichinond, Ky. . ;. To ia aWi"1?? parcnts rust ,tei., ' in:nlves. Xrpmiscs to !!. children .j i nt "plden, elsq the IUi 4. '. t 1 1 ' '! 1J'. 'cf. rtf r .pd'lovc; vil 00 a sum if one. r r ( r. a :i. . t 1 " Historv onlv.tliinss of weisht, Resulted of persons, or aflairs'df state, Briflcw witlrtruth and'clearnessshould "- 1 it." 'i, . , Laconic shortness memory feeets. " Those historic ' sketches -in -Bourbon's new hisfory are chiefly $12 a buy. Tliey will; be read with astounding interest in the sweet buyaiid buy high. f "r , - ' . . ' A' man-never experiences .the soothing influences of royal,' grandiloquent great ness, until he is' biograpfcally -recorded m the History of his county,' with all the glaring head-lights. ' .' Now th'e bulVmihnow of every little theological hamletj'is getting'in'his work on grinding of at every little cross-roads school r If six men who talk politics and dispute on Biblical questions can build a wall- in rive days', how long Will it take two- men who whistle and flirt' with the' widow on the corner to do the 'same work. Even if we have to admit it ourselves,-the Hllersburg Dancing Club have had very . toney programmes ' printed at the News office, for iheh; ment ilop, on next ruesaay nigni. , We may be a little too rash, but we will make this nronosihon anvhow. We will give Aye years' subscription to1 the kvs: 7or five 'copies . tlie new"history.'i . .. rr nt 1 -. 'i At w ii We Wanft'o PV XKJl. V ujvmv

'' -o- v ir -The .Western jTJnioh.Telegraph Compar has placed AlbdrJuldair in-a little office ;in rblock, next dooi'i td'-Dvis and Lyles;J. ;This-gives oiiri city quite a ntletropolitan leafib Albert's shrfe hee'ls i t Parties wearing. iiery flashes , uij theU; eyes, and flashing blades at their belts, in. search of the JSews. editor to-day r.WjUl flud him quietly domnqiled behhuHj barricade "histories,, withFa imd a,bull-do; enteitamment ,. .j. ' V Ix answer to tlie question, Uhal na I with the money1 iir$uni:buu?" 'Charles, CltirruJ) Leer'aV's tliatTt, will juC 'talce 2U,Uuy buahelb ol the wheat now growing, pav torthe History ol .bourbon, beott, i?..V .. i 'T'." ii.VT;.. .4.-: ',':.s'.'i jailbOii ana xMCiiouib, tuili aii n)t c . t -; '. i . t fi V worth of wiieat m the four. , i'ANYU0'DY wanting to -buy 'a "good" noted bhtegra'ss region and-its-great men, would do well to call on Judge Matt Turney, Dr. Keller; John Caldwell, t6 Dr.- Buck, Prof. Loekhart,and others. They will knock oft" 2,000; per tcent for cash, and throw in $900 worth of. good advice, to the buyer. - ' ' - Capt. TuitNEY,.proprietor ol the Hotel, at the Blue Licks, has.been ' down to week employing waiters andbuying stares for the. opening which'takes place , op , the 15th. Large preparations are - being made in every way, and the patronage of celebrated Springs will be larger this season than ever-before. . -.'., ; Prof. W. H. L'o'ciaiaRT didn't do' us hardly the square thing, when Dr. Joe. l Fithian was trading his history ra yeara subscription for the News, when he made a bid of $2.50 (fifty eents over our offer,) and took the cake', but since .we have had further time'; for reflection over our rash offer, we've (iohcludeti to forgive the professor and give him a little chroino. In the sketch of W. H. Speaks, the historic fact goes thundering down through age's that, three, , boys, "Jack," "Hez," and "Billj" at the comtshuckings and through four geueratipns.,.. jln the fifth .generation "Hez!',- dropped -out of ranks; by death;, .ancU broke upltthe grand. combination of-i. coincidental wan ders of the 19th century,, , i . ., , Dick Taylor writes us Irorn ' "Mirfway, farmcrl are cutting their . barley'- himself- ueiense, as tne army -worm, is uuyjuj: sad havoc with it. ..II. F. , Rogers lost about twbUlurds of'h'is'crop in bite 'night. "Withrow. Parrih, and others are drag ging their fields night and day with -ropes, Icriockiug (he woftniiifT.' We alsosgbt:iv. .' '"': u Ur Aat .Ifc.tt. pons uoiiL yuiereiu refiiunui uw yuuw ty, where farmers are'ditching tnwfils ;,,! fi;Bt,.nViiWnv iififSJ''' ".:.." . """ v..."....0 I 1.1 i , m . . - Jos. M. Joxks, our for a "history," and when -the historian road him the-manuscript of Joe smelt a mouse as ,to i what the book would be, and concluded not to take a book, and erased his name from the list, and declared the business., void. The .other .day when the new man ,eame around to deliver books, tho brought one1 to Joe and showed liis name on the subscription book with the erasure carefully scraped off but it was no go. -- The new history is' much abused here on account of 11,6 grving the -venerable John G. Craddock's age. It inakeS favorable mention oi his skilled adaptability for chasing down ex-Bourbons and free hash, and the fact that he saved the hide from one df Noah's alligators, from which he made his celebrated-, shoes which he has worn from the time of the flood dowii to the present day. His life-size picture -will be published in supplement form especially dedicated to Miss Marie Barnes. , - When an. editor, .buys two -dollars" worth of goods: from a merchant, that doesn't entitle the editor to free groceries the balance of the year. Just so with the merchant when he jiays the . editor two dollars for value received in subscription, he "is not erit'itled'to'fr'ee advertising. But few, howWereVe'tliink of business in that light. A farmer, mechanic, cV anyT other professional man is entitled to frqe adytisemetJuBtiaff.mnch merchants QurfcCAlumnsj are Jhejefpreopen to all tising rates.

-k- Judge Turkey wants to trade a good hlfitory i'or.an euergeticbook agent dog. ny -- Max born of woman is of few ' days, atid is liable' f to get' swindled by book agents. '"aJ :t , n ji - r ''. .1.5. '.' '. LIv..,. ...ill fiifkt iifAvnio and iiuua iii itvtLuu. yju. nuiiuoj w ill not toucn anvtnhi else 'as ., ' ' .1!J,JI' " ' - 'I:.. ' f . AcjUuiuuKUito "hisory" Walter Clark iitti3'JigoutlCtiJUfein6c stand, and can oiler IIVIB iJimmj I.V "X . ... r i .V . CootJfe 'nitm'ivlio fya'ssijowm i tiioirghiio bS llor rooii?iifesciig:. ' . M .V A JJjstorv; re-union wiIP.be nelu in Jiutiie durneN t riieufcaiurdayaliemOun. J):rt. joh . i :. i: v. AU luxes witn bliort uus are invit eu. to - A) li. ivaAsLKitijuil&Jife jfcu ,play ,,a ,inaLcif u gtune ijfjoiifcniiiiMJbfMl' Hti anypicitf ti en iii4m ol aii xjieuiiicLAoi the cuiiiity. . ; J ubg Turkey ii&l- to give his his(6ry to (Jinirlie liahbii) but Uharlie'Was tod mean and uhadcom'mo'dating'totake it. :: .z.y.v. The cold Historian now garnereth in the ducats, and in a sleeve that is top small of a good-sized chuckle. .'r -9- See the card of Caliban, sire of Coaster, ; 2G, and Cyclone, 2: 26,by Mambrinb Pilot, dam Cassia, by Cassius M. Clay,' iu this paper. ' -o . '- v , Fifty years from noWj the Bible, and the History of Bourbon,-Scott, Harrison, and Nicholas, will be ,the leading .books for authority. . . - ' , - Alex McClintock shipped from this city, for Wi'B. Yost, Newark, Ohio, a car load of fine Jersey cows and heifers unregistered. - i Later! Judge Turney doesn't want tosnll liishistorv. He now values it at $1,000, on account of "Will Speaks' "obituary" and "pedigree." Eggs retail here at 20 cents per dozen, and histories at $12 each, and the Semi-Weekly Bourijon News sells at only $2 per annum, in .advance. a foot long, have recently fallen in Virginia, and several people were badly' 'bruised'. Houses and barns were swepff'by the storm. . ' o : . James Garret, of this city, fell from the abutment of tle new; bridge, ovei Hinkston near Lot t Young's',' '.an'd,' i . broke the ulnar bone of each arm o -J I Vndt1. LocicnART is making a. corner on 'histories. B? has :th'ree,u.at prices ranging rromSoO'.to $6.i. JHo,. is troing to start a 'history' store, ..' -.". White, the Lexington bank bond thief, v;is convicted and sentenced tou'tormof ' . . 'j i: T.r two vcars 111 Ulfi peiuieiniarv, auui lilu iurvhaving been in session'severalrAaj'S. ' .j Tin: -Board of Curators . of? Kentucky Univeisity, have comfirmed the s:de of: Ashlaiid, "the home of .Clay. The tract contains 323 acres, and was sold for , . .' ,.. --: Is ew ' Arithmetic : If Eph January-paid $12 'for a vhistoif," and sold it -for $2. 50, how' many lies will he have to tell in selling stoves to make his money back? it . Ii? the biographies of Judge Ilawes, Maj. Williams. Porter Smith,' Isham Tah bott,;and Gov. Garrard are in the new history, not. been able to find theru.. . - t. See here, Gabe?' What am de difference 'tween apusson'loosin' der mind, andjapussonfishin'? "Gum it up." Why one.am insane, and.the uder am seinin'. See, Gabe ?" i- -4- T Between the army worm,'"hog"poker and the' history -men, Bourbon agriculturalists and civilized professional men of all classes, are having irregular and monkey of a time. -i. -- Our "history" cost us nothing but a few local notices, and our biography was thrownin. In accepting the book though, we d'id not sell out the nbertyof expres sion of true utterances. t CAN lie; bufc won't'do it. " , r ' AccorcIing to the new history, Hutchison's Station precinct has no great men, but the other precincts of 'the county have-the following -numbers. '.'Paris; 108;. Millersburg, 40; Nortlr Middleowq, 35; Ruddels' Mills, 26; Ciintonvjlle', 23; Centevrille, 19.

ed- from Lexington Female College, With an elocution mecal. , Tri'the new histoxr: John Boul- den ' served ih the army under uaDD. ljawson. iv snouia.' do uapi5 Lawrence Job es ' ouaa jTctui iiu& ueeu eieoteu juju,i- shal .oi MillersDurg, lor a month, at salary of $26.. What's the towji going to do after that month. . , GeorcreNinnel't. the comfectioner will amply supply all commencement snreads with.0iGfi cream,"t strawberries, and other sM icacies 'during the festive .Carlisle; and Millereburg' "Hjli play aagame of. base b Jill at fillers-burg to-morrow. On.Tuesday h& tlie a Philomatheans in -the mudjrte) the the tunc of clo to 9., a u r.' W. H. H. Johnson will "be -tried lri Police Court"- to-day for selling cigars on Sunday. If fined, 'Mr. JolinfeQii will 'take' the-case" to the for CouTfc.of Appeals 'to;test"the virtuo. of the Sunday law. Joe." Will Miller has ' had Ms residence painted the ' deepest red in the United States. He calls it Philadelphia brick, but it is more like cardinal paittfc mixed with Indian blood and pionas. Alf Corrington and wife left for Topeka, Kansas, Wednesday. Alf. will go into l'the grocery buisness. His brother Steve makes his headquarters thpre, and" is making quite a success in the business. ; Rogers & Henry desire' to close up their business immediately, and earnestly request all against whom they have accounts, to come up nromntlv and settle. Thev ask this as a special favor of whom they have granted many favors. Dr. B. F. Walters, our newly adopted dentist, from Lancaster, is nicely situated in the Joe. Will Miller property 011 Alain street,-and has work coming in rapidly having engagements for more than a week ahead, and is muchpleased with his new location. Mrs Rev. Pressly Brown, wife of a former pastor of Baptist church here, writes back from Texas, that her a year ago, of Her son,"Pres" is mar-, ried, and lives vt Lake Gity, Golos rado. Also, that Bob Armstrong, formerly of this place, is yunning ja.locomotivevon a xailrod leading into Columhus, Texas, and that' he is doing well. . .. . t .. ' Tom1 Hall went to Cincinnati Wednesday, to look about getting machinery for the new1 flouring mill. Tlib stock-holders have decided to go "ahead and erect one- at tlie'ftost'of "of $'15,000 now on- -their books: The recent statistical report published, showed only the amount of flour and grain , shipped and, received at'our depot. It must be recollected that Foster, our, local miller, furnishes lots.-of flour, be- cifloa havfi hfiftn .hauled from Carlisle. , , . Rev. J. J. Dicky and a'lit'tie jsade of inairied ladies, laid siege ing, in order to' offer a' general protest against the' sale of liquor in the town. In order to have .a secret vote, a resolution was passed to dear the-hall of visitors, which had the effect of bringing down the vengeance of the ladies on the council. The crusaders not getting liquor expunged from .the town, succeeded in starting the enforcement of the Sunday law, .last Sunday. 'The bottles were few and small, . And they gladly looked for the morrow. -Henry Vimont writes hack from Leadville, Colorado, that -he is clerking with six others, in a grocery, and gets S!?5 per month with apromise'd raise. His .house retails $30,000 ' worth of goods per month all cash. Only two men killed there on May 24th, date of letter, and snojv nad fallen jbhree rlavs in Riiccession.. Snow" from fouio twenty feet deep on tains, .oniy weiye mu(t;a uioutiuu. Mechanics setting 'fronr S3 to-$7 ner dav wason and two horses' F. .' W-'i jii - ' JVln nireiiorjen uuiicira pci uy, uu mm3 Joe.ahd.Tom are' -it! i;'.' Ui. t i ' AaoSc 10 I

ii1 ttWO DOLLARS PES-YEAR &XD JBEIfHT, OR $2,000 FOR -1,000 YBABBf :I Address, Boomerang) , ,r ..kusi u. h . Laramie City, . .. ., 1 x - Wyoming Territory; " riA ' ' 1882. . ' 1882.L - THE FASHIONABLY-BRED TRdTTIKG STALLION NEW YORK, STANDARD. ByteSDYK'S HAMBLETQNIAN. Firsttjlam,. 'Rosedale, py .Sayre's. Harry '" Clay. Secjprid dam, Orange Co. Mare, by Prince 'Pkim .Hflm. Miriinrln. . n Trmrnnfcr mnrp SrBm Canada, ,..-,.. . .fWfll'btf permitted- to serve a .limited- nuraperoi mares the. ensuing Reason, April 1st and ending September 1st, 1882, at $50. To Insure a living: Colt. The money due -when the mare is. known to be in foal, or when the "owner iU'arts wiTn her. At tne time ol service note, will be required; which-in event of mare not proving in foal will be returned. Due care will be exercised to. prevent accidents or escapes, but no responsibility will be assumed for any that- may occur. Good stabling and pasturage provided .mares from a distance, and at He will be located at my farm, on the Clay & Kiser turnpike, 'six miles from Paris, Bourbon county, ' ly.,, two miles from Kiser Station, Kentucky' Central Railroad. For further particulars address KELLER THOMAS, Paris, Ky. Mikshr; Deposit Bank, CHARTERED 18. PAID UP CAPITAL, $53,700. Conducts a General Banking Business.- $35 Special attention to. collections, and remittances promptly made to all parts of the United States, Canada or Europe. A. G. Stitt, ... R. TARR, Cashier. President W.H.H.JOHNSON, D. D.CONWAY Prop AV.B. CONWAY Clerks. JOEENSON HOUSE, MILLERSBURG, KY. -- One square from railroad depot. GOOD LIVERY STABLE ATTACHED. The kindest attention given and guests made comfortable. Good Sample Rooms. A table filled with all'the delicacies' of the season.' 'ltesc JAS. A. McCANN, MONUMENTS, . Granite and Marble. Tiird t., Maysville,. Kentucky. ' JAS.;;McAKDifE, TAIJiQE, Grand Opera Building, CINCINNATI, - OHIO. GEO. W, MYIS, T Dealer In FURNITURE, Window Shades, Carpets, Oil Cloths, Mattresses, &c., & Special Attention Given to Unaertamng ana impairing. Main Street, Paris, Ky. LAIAK HOUSE, (GREENi CHEATHAM, Prop'r.) CARLISLE, KY. One Square from Railroad Depot All Baggage transferred to and fro, free of charge! LIVERY STABLE ATTACHED novl4y A, LAUBLY, SADDLER, CARLISLE, - - - - E2, Calls particular attention of the farmers and horsemen, to the fact that he f is now prepared to put up, EltfE HARNESS and SADDLES asp'ecialty. Will sell at lower figures Chan heretofore ior CASH. Special attention paid to repairs i. T lrpftn nrniKtautlv onhandalaree stock ot whips collars, rfiHS4S5wSBe "tiTiMA .i'ii

if jr PRACTITIONER OF .' - ol T0 'blV Medicine ;& Surggry.; ,r Office adjoining DeppsitBank, .; . ,, . Mfllersbufg. !?? "V 7E3L3?&btY ZOstssott, general- Insurance Asrent. CI ' Represents Hartford Fire-, Bowling -Green and Maysvillo Masonic Life Com .'csnies. j 3EC. s Attorney at Law, , r ' CarlisleKy. . : Will practice In the courts of Nicholad and adjoining counties. Special prompt attention given to collections. - ."T Mrs. JanePjctrnrll, rJo. R. Purnell, " Proprietress.' ' Clerk FDKHBhl' HOUSE, t.ir JttAIN STREET, Table md rooms second to no country' hotel tinfthc. State. fr and well f urnisleil Sample Booms for Commercial Travelers. Good Livery Stable attached. Refer to all who have patronized ,the hous'e, Terms Reasonable. " Tl" KY. CENTRAL R. R:6 IV, Shortest and Quickest ROUTE TO .H" MISSOURI, ' ! ItANSAS AND TEXAS'. , 9 t Tickets to all points NORTH, EAST AND WEST. BAGGAGECHECKEM Special Rates to EMIGRANTS. For further particulars, apply to Frank Carr. Paris. Ky. C. L. BROWN, Gen'l Passenger Agt., ' ' Covington, Ky. Time Table m Effect since May 14, '82. L've Covington... 8:00 a m and 2:45 p m! Arr. Paris 11:25 a m and 6:05 p n? L've Lexington,.. 7:30, a.m and 5:00 pnv Arr. Paris ' 8:25 a m and 5:55 pm L've Maysville....' 5:45 a m and 12:3d p mi Arr. Paris S:25 a m and 3:00 p nr L've -Paris for Maysville ....... 6:30 a m and 1 5:50 p m JSsT" Richmond Express runs daily. PHARES,T.,THROOP, Atty-At-Law, CARLISLE, - - KY. Office .oyer 3. F. Adair's grocer novl5y . -. , ' j , .; POSTED ' I hereby forwam all persons, that, 'my farm is poated, and all trespassers either, hunting or fishing on my premises will be prosecuted to the extent of the law. Myrrionds will please not ask the privilege of violating my positive resolution. Jesse Turney. COLLIER & SHARP, SUCCESSORS TO JAMES I. COLLIER, DEALER IN GOAL, . SALT, , . i LUMBER, -an AW, Broadway, - - - Millersburg JSTI also have a saw mill at licking Station, on the K. , O. railf oad, and can fill all orders for cut lumber fct lowest market prices. I will move the mill to any locality where a sufficient number of logs for a yard can be established. c A fuil stock of Lumber kept constantly on hand at this point " IMPROVED THEE I. Fully Warranted, Made of Tennessee Timber and , . , , Tennessee Iron I , , Best WaioTion Wheels! AKD 1 MOWEBS " AND THE IM-" PROVED HOOSIER GRAW DRILL."' tr' . .'. BY- t, j e v JAMES M. ROBi lBterf&rk , - - 'iA3sbT,ageht'f6r3Bau,si.Tol2accOiScr,ew.