The Bourbon News, 1882-10-17

The condition o4 John G., Craddock, the crippled antedeluvian, ths morning, is very weak, and a change of diet from baked apples, fried ice and button-hole boquets, is recommended. He is sadly in need , of 'something nourishing such as monkey soup with an onion farewell ; oysters stuffed with coon ; fricaceed bullfrog -and Irish potatoes ; 'possum and sweet potatoes on horseback; gut sausage and hog ears ; stewed umbrellas ; mule ears fried in wagon grease ; turkey buzzard bronzed a la Bev. Dorsey ; G. Washington pie ; ex-Bourbon ex-pumpkin pie a la whoopla Kitty Ann ; whiskey in the gourd, whiskey in the bottle, and a little more whiskey. A searching diagnosis of his case shows the following: UffiMm Respiration, 94 , Agitation, 200 ; Condensation, 500 Eeconciliation, barely possible ; Puss, 40 cents j Interrogation, increased from great to greater ; Since removing him from the couch handed down by old Noah and placing him on a neat modern outfit, the patient became delirious and spoke of being in heaven, &c. ' We sincerely hope, that by proper care and attention, to bring thepatient out in a few weeks, at a cost of less than $1,000. D. Keller, Eobt. Smith, A. T. Forsyth, Henry Frazier, MaryAnn Murphy, Physicians. Bally Paton, J. Hopson Lowky, John Hite. Crad's physicians are in a sqabble. Dr. Smith recommends skunk oil, while Dr. Forsyth insists that he needs nothing but whiskey. The Election Saturday. The Democratic Primary Election passed off very quietly through out the Congressional District Saturday, with an unusually light vote being polled in all of the counties, save Woodford and Scott, the homes of the candidates. The following are the approximate majorities so far as the wires talked Blackburn. Owens. Franklin 600. Fayette. : :.'.:..'..... X500r Bourbon 375. iJ. til I loOIl uUu Owen 400. Woodford 1,000. Scott 400. 4,675. 400. 400. Blackburn's majority 4,275. The following is the unofficial vote of this county, so far as heard from : Blackburn Owens. Paris 233. 75 Millersburg 59. 69 Ruddles Mills 75. 9 Hutchinson 28. 10 Centervillle 64. 27 Flat Rock 47. 17 Middletown 90. 9 Clintonville 566. 216. -- Those of our readers who have been losing their minds about there being no home "ads." on our inside, can now cast their eyes with pleasure over the rip-roaring communication from J. W. Davis & Co., of Paris, Ely. They have one of the largest and finest stocks of goods ever brought to Paris, and are determined that the dressy young men, the middle-aged, and old men, as well as boys and youths shall not want for anything in their line. These young men are true blue in both the social and business circles, and are abundantly worthy of the large high-toned trade which is constantly centering into their emporium from the several surrounding counties. Every lady into whose house the two-edged Bourbon News is welcomed as a distinguished semi-weekly visitor, is re quested to bear in memory with joy and fastidious expectations.that MissMolhe Tully will give an opening of the rarest and most select stock of millinery gooods next Saturday, that has ever been the pleasure of the bluegrass ladies to behold. She will have something on the wires in way of head-dress for everything from a babe in the cradle to a grandmother on the brink of the grave something of every make-up, shape, style and price. Mr. J. H. DeHaven, of 'Philadelphia, who was for many years connected Tvith the well-known establishments of John Stetson and Morse & Co., in that city, is stopping at Bourbon House, and prepared to clean, color, retrim or block over hats of all kinds in the latest style and on the most reasonable terms. He is provided with all the implements of his business and in all cases guarantees first class work. He has been very busy since he baa been here and his services I have invariably been satisfactory.

The Hon. Jas. B. Beck is at his Lexington home again, from Washington. O. J. Wiggins and bride returned to Covington, from their bridal trip East, yesterday, Mrs. Henry Turney and Mrs. Jno. Judy, of Millersburg, left for Greensburg, Ind., Sunday. A new color is called ''four o'clock." It's about the color of a man's nose by a dim lamp light. A meteor fell a few days ago near Orange City, Fla., killing a colored woman, whom it struck. As the dutchman said, "Bedfalo Bull and Texas Sbackass," will play in Lex- JBgton Ibis week. ' - - c . . . - J Leslie TJrmston, for somo time a ulerk here, died of consumption, in thiana Thursday night. Double-breasted jackets of Jersey cloth, are much in vogue, and give the wearers quite a cadet appearance. A Springfield man has married and now calls her Experience, because she is a dear teacher. Judge Turney, Frank Armstrong, and Capt. Henry attended the Blackburn brigazee at Lexington Saturday night. TTT1 ft 4 wnat lo wear would oe an easy question, if the "How to get it" problem could only be solved without much trouble. "Skip Out" is the name of a Kansas town. An old man with a club slipping up in the weeds by a front gate suggested it. A man named Stone, of this county, fell down on a nest of young birds last week and killed two. The old adage il lustrated. Bob Ingersoll says no such man as Noah ever existed. If Bob is correct, then we want to know where the end men get their jokes. One hundred and eleven widows flirt their dresses with a high and infatuating flap, and seek to win the untutored youths of Griffin, Ga. , A pipe lost during the war at Hatcher's Run, Va., by J. H. -Von Houston, drummer of a New Jersey regiment, lias just been found and returned to the owner. Bob and James Atkinson, have returned to Moorelield, Nicholas county, after a year's absence in California. They were well pleased with California, but are perfectly infatuated with Kentucky. The inexperienced dressmaker is warned against letting simply-shaped basques have an appearance of being tight or snugly fitted. Those made by French modistes and London tailors are "clear cut," following every outline of the fig- ure, yet are eviuentlv loose ana easv in t every part, without compressing the fig' ure in the least. -- MILLERSBURG. Mrs. Dr. Hurst worse again. Levisa Blair, col'd, died Sunday night. The Jake Snapp farm was taken down at $26. John S. Vimont has returned from the St. Louis fair. Wm: Steele, bachelor at Steele's Ford, is quite sick. The latest from Tom Purnell, is, that he is in Fulton, Mo. Garrett Mann attends the grand lodge at Louisville this week. The Methodist Mite Society will meet at G. "W. Bryan's Saturday night. Mrs. Ex-Governor Woodson, of Mo., is the guest of Mrs. Dr. G. D. Judy. At the close of the polls Saturday evening, the vote stood Blackburn 59, Owens 69. Mrs. San ford Allen, of Sharpsburg, is visiting her sons J. G. and S. C, of this place. Dave Allen has again started up his blacksmith's shop at Black's Cross Eoads. H. C. Coleman donated $50 worth of specimens from the Holy Land, to the K. W. C. Eld. Howe, of Georgetown, will commence a protracted meeting at the Christian church this evening. The young ladies of the Upsilon Phi Society will give an oyster supper at the Female College Friday night. Alex. McClintock sold last week, twelve Shropshiredown ewes, to Uriah Privitt, of Greensburg, Ind., at $35 each. The teachers of the various Sunday Schools wUJ henceforth meet in solemn conclave every Sunday afternoon. J. H. Carpenter, of this place, took a premium at Germantown, in the best harness mare or gelding ring, last week. Mike Thornton sold Jake AVolford, of Cynthiana, a phseton, for $310, cash, and wet his new suit Saturday night in the usual way.

COMMERCIAL (OR BUSINESS) COLLEGE of Kentucky University, VrWRVB. K. SMITH, Fres't, LEXINGTON. KY. J Ifurly 5,006 wccessful graduates of the bore Collage, to-i giser wun ue leading Kauciiors or. America, attest the luwnomr or iu irtiurse or study ana Trwninc. as beinar Thorough. Practical and Complete. Embracing annneii .ritnmctic, commercial t,w, itjcantlu ipouaencr, etc. mie reqnircu. to complete the Pall Diploma Course from 3 to 3 months. Total cott, Tuition, Books, Stationery aud Qotrd la s cool family about Itf. Students of this College can sttectT th? ther Colleges of the Unirriity upder 10 Professors far l " rear . Free, .. of . chsrsfi. . When . M. 2 t or More .... enfer taiethrr 1 oi tj en eaon ones imuon win bo nce. The ! Mtiiurt r pulAfwhk romnrrne'd. bt!t Stnrlcnl ,..! ir.,1 .. 1 : rea 3jj wvt.1 Hf la the jear. Kesnlor 1'hU Opcufnc, .SRl U. tnaa. w.ic.sasriJt, vtctn, Lifntbo,Ky. WKITJi S.i I i"TT- rrr -B.--F; WAITER; mnmi mm m lljjLj MILLBRSBUEG, KY. E&A set of TEETH for $10.' Gold filling for $1. All work guaranteed. ' ttfW J. E. KEEFE 7 BAKER and CONFECTIONER, AND DEALEK IX Choice Brands of Cigars and Tobacco French and American Candies. LEBER'S CiRciftBaii Lager Beer 9.1 tai.- Main Street, Pari, Kentucky. JAS. A. McCANN, MONUMENTS, Granite an Marble. Third St., MarFyille, Kentucky. 'IvIJIMY' KlMHKOVGir, Jas. S. Huff. KIIBROOGH M IT 01) SE, CARLISLE, KY. KIMBROUfiH & HUFF, Pnop's. -Large and Commodious Sample Rooms on first floor for commercial, men. Baggage transferred to and from the depot free of charire. JAIES McARDLL, MEE II! IS CINCINNATI, O. GEO. W. DAYIS, Dealer In FURNITURE, TVmdoAv Skittles, Carpets, Oil Clotks, Mattresses, &c, J6& Special Attention Given to Undertaking and Repairing. Main Street, Paris, Ky. PHARES T. THROOP, CARLISLE, - - KY. Office over B. F. Adair's grocery. novl5v A. LAUBLT, SADDLER, CARLISLE, KY., Calls particular attention of the farmers and horsemen, to the fact that he is now prepared to put up, FINE HARNESS and SADDLES a specialtv. Will sell at lower figures than heretofore for CASH. Special attention paid to repairs. I keep constantly on hand a' large stock of whips, collars, trace-chains, and everything pertaining to the trade. W.H.H. JOHNSON, D.D.CONWA"Y Prop ?q W.B. CONWAY Clerks JOHNSON HOUSE, MILLERSBURG, KY. Olle square from railroad depot. GOOD tlVERY STABLE ATTACHED. The kindest attention given and guests made comfortable. Good Sample Rooms. A table niiecr th all the delicacies of the RATES KBASOITABT;

3?- sr. gheih:g:b3':ds Attorney at Law, Carlisle, Ky. . "Will practice in the courts of Nicholas aHd adjoining counties. Special aiid prompt attention given to collection PUMELL HOUSE, :. MAIN STREET, Table and rooms second to no country hotel in the State. JiLargre and well furnisZi Sample Iiooms for Comi&eSriiJ ' Travelers. Good Livery Stable attached. Refer to all who have patronized the nouH Terms Reasonable. 55 "Bl u aiatfrJy KY. CENTRAL R R Shortest and Quicker ROUTE TO MISSOURI, KANSAS ANTf TEXAS. Tickets to all points NORTH, BAST A2Q WE&Sk BAGGAGE CHECKE Special Kates to ESnORATS. For further particulars, apply to. Fraxx Caijk. Paris. Ky. C. L. RROWN, Gen'i. Passexgek Act.. ' Covington, Ky. Time Table in Ejjecl since ATa?14, ;S. L've Covington... S:00 a m and 2:45 p m jffr. Paris ll:2o a in and 6:05 p v L've Lexington... 7:30 a,m and 5:00 p i. Arr. Paris 8:25 a m and 5:55 psa L've Maysville.... 5:45 a m and 12:30 p in Arr. Paris 8:25 a in and 3:00 nm 'L've Paris for Maysville G:30 a m and 5:50 p ra S Eiehmond Express runs daily. LAMAR HOUSE, (GJREEN CHEATHAM, Phop'k.) CARLISLE, KY. One Square from Railroad Depot AU Baggage transferred to and fro, free oi charge! LIVERY STABIiE ATTACHED novl4y COLLIER & SHARP, SUCCESSORS TO JAIES I. COLLIER, DEALER IX COAL, SALT, LUMBER, GRAIN, Broadway, - - - Millersburg $?I also hare a saw mill at Lfrkfrig Station, on the K. C. railroad, on"d caa fill all orders tor cut lumber at loTfestmaf ket prices. I will move the mill to any locality where a sufficient number ofog$ for a yard can be established. A foil stock of Lumber kept constantly on'hajijl at this pdint T. V. HALL, ' AH OESITEJO'S? AND MECHANICAL ENGINEER, I formerlv of Cincinati. MILLERSBURG, - - - KY. " Designs, Drawings and Specifications including Costs on all Architecture and Machinery, furnished accurately and promptly. sepl9y W. A HILL, PAEIS, KY. Importer :mi? dealer ia ITALIAN MARBLE, SCOTCH, A'""" GRANITE MONUMiLis o, TOMBS, TABLETS, VAULT ;&CM&C.r&C. 9ATIS7?AfJTION . CiTiAjPAOTIKJ'D.

Butler have returned from. Covington, andwill be glad to see their" friends at their respective homesi Dfrtwiddie McKec has purchased of Win Tarr, the Alex. Butler farm, at $92. 0 per acre, aud with his sister Sallie will ipj,iLas their future afB" TheTwifedtfiewisHam gave out last, night that she had taken laudanum to destroy her own life on account of her domestic infelicities. A physician was called in. ana ne gave her an emetic. The doctor said Bhe had taken no poison at all. Lex. Transcript. The jaaine Lewis Ham who once run a blacksmiths shop here, The : tobacco show at G, W. Judy's store promises to be a considerable affair. There are already thirty-three entries, and it is jbrobable that it will reach a hundred. He gives $2. 50 each for three hands of bright and red. There will be representatives from the best warerooms of Cincinnati andLouisville, to judge it. The show will take place at his store, op or about Nov. 10th. All those that have tobaceojto enter should call on Mr. Judy at once and be registered. r -- The Trader, Turfman, Farmer and Sportsman. Col. Stephens and Catchfly were the winners-at Lexington Saturday. The McGrath cMorgan hemp factory sold in Lexington last week, for $81,000. . W.P. Ewalt sold his farm of 188 acres Saturday, to "Will Hibler, at $S5 per acre. Otto Holstein has returned from Chicago to Lexington, where he will edit the rjejjJ; volume of ha American Stud Book. ' Al(jx.jIcClintock.wiil sell ten, register-ed Jersey cows at Josh Barton's sale near Millersburg, on Monday, the 23rd inst. 2t. A Covington man has written the News, in which he claims to cure the new cattle disease now raging here no cure, no pay. II. H. Kirby, of Warsaw, Gallatin county, Ky., took the premium a silver pitcher, on the corn show at the

Friday, at the Germantown Fair, George Cooper shot and killed Geo. Ins-co, because Insco was promenading with his wife, whose hand he was a rival for before her marriage to Cooper. The liabilities of Sam Clay & Co., are $104,000. Assetts unknown. The Government has charge of over 6,000 barrels of their whiskey now in bond, but how much of it is unsold is unknown. Kelly Brent, County Attorney, has pained a suit of $12. 25 for the Bourbon, Nicholas, Harrison and Scott History men, against J. R. Fritz, of Centerville. He has suit to bring against two or three others. - A meteor fell on the streets of Paris Saturday night. It was made of oak, and about the size and shape of a sled standard. One end of it lit into a black man's hand, and the other end of it knocked two drunken ones down very quickly. Geo Wiieatly, col'd, near Black's Cross Roads, has a tomato vine which covers a space of ground 59 feet in circumference. It has seven branches, and has produced 475 ripe tomatoes, at which time the owner became disgusted with counting and quit. . An appointment has been made by Mr, Geo. E. Whiting, the celebrated organist of the Cincinnati Music Hall to give an organ Recital on the new organ in St. Peter's Church, this city, on Thursday night, Nov. 9th next. In addition to Mr. Whiting's instrumental performances, several vocal recitals may also be expected. . n Circuit Court is now in session, with Judge Buckner on the bench, and Commonwealth's Attorney Bronston at his post. The following are the Grand Jurymen : S. P. Clay, foreman ; H. C. Buckner, G. W. Judy, Jno. W. Mcllvain, R. C. Barnett, Jno. W. Thomas, Wash Webb, Jos. Mitchell, T. J. Evans, Lunce H. C. Hutchcraft, Robt. Clark, E. G. Bedford, June Stone, C. C. Leer, C. F-Clay.

Lexington "Wednesday, the best time being 2: 30. The three minnte class was won by Harry Wilkes, with best time 2: 23L Yesterday were the closest contested races' ever trotted on the Lexington trotting track. In the free for all, Rosa Wilkes and Monroe"Chief did beautiful work. The first two heats were taken by Rosa, in 2: 19i ; the third heat by Chief in a quarter later ; the fourth heat was a dead one in 20, and the 5th and sixth heats were taken by the Chief in 20. In the 2: 25 class, Maud Messenger, Kitty Silver, and Annie S. contested for the high honors. Annie S. won the race on the Cth heat, the best time being 25. Maud got two heats and Kitty Silver one. The district could have given Blackburn a majority of 12,000 if it had wanted to but it didn't want to. A good second-bond Phreton and harness, very cheap. Gass & Hanly, 2t Paris, Ky. Paris Omnibus Line. Two first-class busses will connect with all passenger trains at the Paris depot. Fare, 25 cents to the hotels or any part of the city or suburbs. Trunks, 15 cents extra. No charge for valises. L. F. Manx, Prop'r. VALUABLE HOTEL PROPERTY Situated in the town of Millersburg, Kentucky. Said property is in first-class condition, commodious, with ample supply of water, three good gardens attached thereto, good livery stable and out-buildings, ice-house, &c. The reputation of this house is second to none. in the State. Any person desiring to examine said property, will be shown the same and terms explained, by applying to Mrs. lane M. Purnell at Millersburff. or W. M, PurheU at Pars, Kentucky. Immedi-1 te possession given upon consumation oil terms. jane iu. ruRNELL.

J1UOU uuapiu o uiua uagvsu, mcu 111 JDkilll sasthe other day, and will be buried here to-day. Mrs. H. H. Long, of this city, sold her fine crayon portrait entitled "Erin Farewell," for 65, in Cincinnati, last week. She sold three others for $35. u The Eastern Express .is doing a big passenger traffic. Nearly all Cincinnati merchants going East, are now passing over the K. C. & C. & 0. route. There was less than half the democrat ic vote polled in Bourbon Saturday. If the democracy stays at home that way in November, Asbury will go to Congress. -- The following verbatim memorandum was handed in to one of our drug stores the other day: "turmrick, Black terd, white musterd, sely Red seeds." The funeral services of Hiram T. Stone, of Louisville, took place Sunday, at the residence of Rich'd Holland, his son-in-law, near Jackssnsville, this county. Cnun Foster, a Claysville darkey, let fly an old musket yesterday morning while at play, and ruffed up the scalp on the back of a playmate's head very