The Record, 1911-01-26

Furniture, Moldings, Wall Paper We carry on our floors and in our ware ware-rooms - rooms ware-rooms the largest variety of Furniture in Muhlenberg. If we do not have what you want, we will get it for you. We have factory con connections - nections connections with makers of the finest goods in the country, and through "Our Special Order Department" can 3upply any exclu exclusive - sive exclusive articles at less prices than city stores or mail order houses. Our Picture and Room Molding-stocks arc always complete. Wallpaper i3 now a staple article of mer merchandise, - chandise, merchandise, being used all the year 'round. And we always -have full selections, prices 5 cents and up Tcr roll. - r 11 1 1 1 l& our Kn graying ioatlrJS one in this part of Kentucky, and we are xclusively prepared to supply individual Name Plates, which we furnish on all outfits without extra cost. Undertaking and Embalming. Coffins in White Enamel and Stained Varnish finish; Caskets in White Enamel, Natural Woods, White, Colored and Black Cloth Covered; all-Metallic and Copper lined airtight Caskets; all lengths, and regular, extra and double extra widths. Steel Grave Vaults of all sizes constant ly in stock, for immediate delivery. Burial Robes, Wrappers, Suits, Dresses, Slippers, etc., in large variety. Our two licensed Embalmers respond at once to calls for such services. Our general equipment is complete and of highest grade. We have a Funeral Car in service, sub ject to call anywhere. t5?"Two Private Long-Distance Tele phones, Store 72; Residence 108. Residence 150 yards from store. Prompt service any hour day or night. The J. L. ROARK ESTATE. ORIEN L. ROARK. Hau(cr. AT FACTORY PRICES GLOOE BUGGIES AND HARNESS NO. 270 TWO-IN-ONE We shin nl1 vehicles lllrrrt from our Factory C U. U. lQL-ununicr midjcci 10 examination aim approval on 30 days ftce trial. It tsof the greatest importance to thc GloW Iltiftiy & Harness Co. to linve every one who deals with us n ilrn.ved nnd each shipment mk Ii excellent value in quality of -iijn-! fiuiiiRiKr. io c iiort lssnnreri to make material, worun-ansr.ip, mmn ai d mvic pi vehicle that it wiil bee Lnstlni! Advertisement nnd brine us martv orders in return. If wc please you, vy sewing you nn noncsuy inane uurkv aim at n nrice !es.s the Middleman's 1'rnF.t. you will rcCODlinenO our RO"!" 10 your iii-Kuiar. jur (ur;int,oJ'iftI,o1"tclv nspocd to our customers it it would lr to n denier. If ood.nrc not nn rcp- rrfccnN'd your money is returned lo you. lou itkn 1111 risk. Mvpour ciwtomcn money, III! order iriuuitS). wu mnnuincturc Iionrat Vehicles nnd unrnens. WrKo for our J rcc Hujijly nnd Harness t dialogue. GLOBE BUGGY & HARNESS C0JV1PANV OWfcNSBORO, KENTUCKY NEW YORK CLIPPER 18 THE REA7EBT THEATRICAL SHOW PAPER IN THE WORLD. $4,00 Per Year. Single Copy, 10 Ctj, 1SSUKI) WEKKLY. Sample Copy Free. FRANK QUEEN PUB. CO. (LM ALBERT J. liOWE. ,., rt'llLlSUEIiS, iuxxarx. 47 W. 2im Sr., Haw YOM

Greatest labor saver ever invented can be seen at Roark's. Sec Coombs & Co. sell your beef hides. before you 027 Your clothing cleaned, pressed, repaired and dyed at Ford Uros. Get first class service and food at City Restaurant, just opened in the Lam building. Orders for cut flowers will receive the prompt attention of Miss Lena Arnold. Most flues are in need of being overhauled for the winter season. Call on Harklcy Bros., who will do the work reasonably and in best manner. Roark is specially prepared to do disinfecting, and is subject lb call anywhere. Roark has a large stock of carri carriages - ages carriages and carts for babies. For firstclass livery service, in in-including - including in-including closed carnages call on Barbour Head. School books for all grades can be found at the new store of Leslie Hale, and school supplies of all kinds, also. f3 Wallpaper prices at Roark's arc lower than anywhere, and the selec selections - tions selections arc very complete now. Have you a ring or other jewelry, some sil silverware, - verware, silverware, cane, umbrel umbrella - la umbrella or other item that you want engraved? Take it to Roark, and the work will be done quickly, in best manner. Fresh, smoked and salted meats of all kinds at J. IS. Coombs & Co's They will show Get a set of pneumatic rubber tops for your typewriter keys. Greatest aid to operation of any machine. Roark has them, and you are asked to call for a look. Miss Lena Arnold would appreci ate the favor of your laundry work, and she represents the best plant in this territory. Stair and room corners are kept clean and free from dust by the use of Rockwell's corner dust shield. Roark has them in all finishes. Also has the best stair carpet fastener. THE RATE TO CHICAGO REDUCED. Morion Route Announces New Schedule of Fares One Way and Round Trip. The Morton Route announces that twill henceforth sell ilckcts between Louisville and Chicago at $6 one way, instead of $8 as formerly, and $12 round trip, good 30 days return ing, instead of $16. Patrons are of fered exceptionally good service by thc Monon, which on night trains from Louisville operates Compart ment and Drawing-room Pullmans, as well as the usual straight sleeper. Thc day trains have Parlor and Din ing cars, and the very finest modern, new coaches. Inquiries cheerfully answered by li. H. Bacon, D. P. A , Louisville, Ky. WE BUY WOOL JilDESANDFtURi BtUj Dealer. we an do ! ktttr (tr vm (kti ikb v csamissioa taerdifits. ... . . . lif- f !.L KtKttKt: It III II LtfBUTliie. ne isinna WeBlwtirrttttWSBiWCTS. nrueiwpriwiui. M.SABEL&S0XS uiSu? LoabTilk,Kf. Miss Lena Arnold now has her pressing, altering and repair shop in operation in the Greenville Coal Co. building, up stairs, and solicits the patronage of the public.

Crovn ami Bridge Work ilunc at reasonable prices. OOlce up BUir.i, lu theJoneti Uulltllng. Grecuvlllc, Ky OR. T. J. SLATON, rliylclnn nticl Surgeon. OflluoMnlu-tiroatiulrcct near M.-ilustrcct. lb CAM HOWARD. WAIIC ft. CRAV. HOWARD & (GRAY, LAWYERS, Office in Grccn BulMIng, cppcslfe LaMeaic Hotel. -- i- DRS. HELTSLEY &HELTSLEY OSTEOPATHIC PHYSICIANS Office at Home, East Mahvcross Street. Tclcpltono Koj..78. Monon Haute HETWKENI Louisville and 1 Chicago HKST fiLNE TO California and the Vast Northwest Two trains daily French Lick and West Baden Springs. 4 UNION STATION, LOUISVILLE II HA Ii 1 10 UN STATION, CHICAGO. t Dinintf and Parlor Cars. Palace Drawing Room) Sleepers. n. h. bacon, dIIp. A., N. W. Cor. llh and MnL'ket Sts. LoinsVjT.LU, KY. Very Serious It is a very. ncricus matter to ask in buying -jsc'genuinc iver Medicine The reputation of this o'ij, relia reliable - ble reliable medicine, for censtip . .m, in indigestion - digestion indigestion end liver trouble. 1 irm irmly - ly irmly established. It does not imitate other modicincs. It is better than others, or it would not be the fa favorite - vorite favorite liver powder, with a larger sale than all others combined. SOLD IN TOWN Kt HEAVY. STRONG. URABLE.CHCAP. write roa PRICES DE KALB.ILU KANSAS CITY, MO. vtLWrnjCtAVand Miwhanic i iw fir eer)boly. I (..mo . tctt' tildty. thc i tn.n ; v. icntr.anilhotrto iiif t.Ml. Simple, prac prac-ti - ti prac-ti al.f It of pi. turn. Sam. AND I t"t , ftc. if you name 1 .jtr. Sl.00 year. SniniiBoti I'tth. Co. 'C 1 1 i n M . bostoo. Mau. fllMintngrnplir ' nXJff I ?H 'jetryl.o.!v AMI I'K AV Hi. nnnTi U;i mrreil S.im!'e' :t youmenti"n Hik i-i. American Photography 6 lleacon St.. 1aUmi, Mail Typewriter ribbons, all machines, at Roark's . More than nine out of every ten cases of rheumatism are simply rheumatism of thc muscles, due to cold or damp, or chronic rheumatism. In such cases no internal treat ment is renuired. The free application of Chamberlain's is all that is needed and it is cer tain to trive quick relief. Give it a trial and see for yourself how quickly it relieves the pain and soreness. Price 25c; large size, 50c A Bissell carnet sweeper will last longer than 40 corn brooms, costing from 12 to $15; the sweep ers cost $3 to $5.75. See them at Roark's, and have other advantages than the money-saving features ex plained.

. Thefcsswwn twtTooks like onc"thc better she likes it. Even a weak woman may be able to put up a strong argument. Thciess people know about you the more friends you will have. Everyone knows something they would like to tell to somebody. It's difficult for a weak-kneed man to support a 200-pound wife. It is better to get right at the start than to back up and start again. Wise is the woman who is master of the art of saying pleasant things. The first time a bride loses her temper it worries her husband half to death. Wise men look before they leap; wise infants feel before they creep. More people arc willing to help you get rid of your money, than to get it. One way to win an argument is to keep still until the other fellow loses it. A dentist may not be a society man, but he is right at home in drawing room. It's awfully hard for a man to pray for his neighbor as strenuously as he prays for himself. Some men worry for faar they will not get justice, and some others worry for fear they will. Perhaps some people talk inces santly in order to disguise the fact that they have nothing to say. Some women wear themselves into a fit of sickness trying to decide what they will wear when they go out A fussy old bachelor says that about the only difference between a wedding and a funeral is the music When you have learned to keep your face closed at the proper time, you have sufficient capital to engage in business for yourself. KILL the COUGH and CURE thc LUNGS Dr. King's WITH New Discovery Fflfl ROUGHS PBICB OLDS TrM Bottlo Freo AM ALL THROAT AND LUN6TR0UBLES. OX, MOlf EY BSTTJWDED. f

Revised Verdict. Last night, worn out by hours of t il down in the busy marl's turmoil, 1 sut me in the fireside glow, and read some talcs by Kdgar I'oc. I had not read those anecdotes since I was young and full of oats, but in my memory they stood as something grandly, weirdly good. So now 1 took the book and read of buried men who were not dead; of one-eyed cats and tell tale hearts, of moldy b.mes and poisoned tarts; of ghostly freaks who sat in tombs and talked about their divers riuoiru; of Ushers in their crumbling homes, of skulls and worms and catacombs; of gloomy dungeons underground, of wine wherein men drowned; of con condors' - dors' condors' wings and owls and bnts, and tubs of blood and ring-tailed rats. I threw that silly book away. One idol more has feet of cla ! Or is it that my taste is punk, since 1 have soured on l&dgar's junk? Is all that rot concerning bats, and ghosts and ghouls and sorecyed cats the kind of stuff that stirs the heart of one who has regard for art? I do not care for art myself; I take some volume from the shelf some book that has a joyous strain, whose author was not quite insane and in its cheerful pages find refreshment for the heart and mind. rointed Paragraphs. A square deal is as broad as it is long. A man with a grouch is known by his bark. Root for your home town and root out the knockers. Too many men mistake conspicu conspicu-ousness - ousness conspicu-ousness for greatness. When you see a mountain pass it stays right where it is. How a little woman does like to impose on a big man! y-When you thijdthajou.;arc

PRICE 50c k A Little Good Paint in Time Saves $ $ $ Vhea your buildings need painting, every day's delay costs you money. The un, rain, snow and frost are getting m their work. Lumber costs too much to let it decay for wat of a little paint. Jt co;tj less to UfC good pamt thaa to go with with-Ujj. - Ujj. with-Ujj. Wc ute notliw bet-oo rrrrr rw GARTER - Strictly Pure WHITE LEAD Pure Linaoed Oil, Pure Turpentine &nd thc molt expenslvu color The kino j paint we use never rrsck or scales only years of wear will remove it. Let us figure with you when ready to- paint. We rjuwtntes a GrsUcless and durable job prices reasonable. Don't put it off. J. H. HAYES Painter and Interior : Decorator. : Telephone No. 254. See thc very latest thing in carpet sweepers at Roark's. We Ask You j to tako Cardul, for your famab troubles, because we are sure it will help you. Remember that this great female remedy WIHE CARD U I has brought relief to thousands of 7 "Jiner SrCK women, ao vny not 10 $ ,you? For headache, backache, periodical pains, female weak weakness, - ness, weakness, many havo said U is "tho best medicine to take," Try It Sold in This City fs ;jmmmmmmmmmmm Miss Lena Arnold asks the patron. age of the public, and guarantees that satisfactory work will be done in her clothes cleaning, pressing and repairing shop. White Sewing Machines, in rotary and vibrator; needles, shuttles, etc. in stock for all machines. ROARK'S STORE.

In view of the efforts at the pres present - ent present time to curb amateur wireless telegraphers nnd the protest of the latter against monopoly of the at atmosphere - mosphere atmosphere by commercial and gov government - ernment government stations, It is interesting to note the decision recently handed down in the case of the Lake Shore and Michigan Southern Railroad Compnny, the l'ostal Telegraph-Cable Company, and the Western Un Union - ion Union Telegraph Company versus the Chicago, Lake Shore and South Bend Railway Company. Suit was brought against the latter company because its 6,6co volt single-phase trolley line affected inductively the lines of the telegraph companies and the signal system of the railroad company. The court held that the use of the single-phase alternating current on one's own premises does not constitute a nuisance, even though the electricity may escape and interfere with the operation of electrical devices on adjoining prop property; - erty; property; that the companies bringing suit held no monopoly of the at atmosphere, - mosphere, atmosphere, and if they found their system interfered with, that they should provide such mechanical or electrical devices as would protect their lines.

"I had a mishap at the age of 41, which left me In bad fix," writes Mrs. Georgia Usher, of Conyers, Ga. 'I was unconscious for three days, and after that I would have fainting spells, dizziness, nervousness, sick headache, heart palpitation and many strange feelings. "I suffered greatly with ailments due to the change of life and had 3 doctors, but they did no good, so I concluded to try Cardui. Since taking Cardui, I am "so much better and can do all my housework," m CARDUI