Santa Fe Weekly Gazette, 1869-09-25

A intwsrATia advertiiement calii for a Slain cook, abl, to drass a little dot t Tiara old." . --..i.. :." TaAtu are nseleat. Thn contain a littles phosphate of lima, soma amorata of sodium, and water. . , ,..,.,,. Lisia Tnoiiraoii enrosan, a delira ta al ócala dramalio art-ospeclilty Uia clotbat ywn ui is. , . New reading of an old saw-Absinth, con. apart lora. Ta Boston Poll ta resnoniiblo for tha following: "Stowa-lea-Byron', charlo charlo-.,; - .,; charlo-.,; . ..vs .,..:.... Timat art many pUasant railway rontM to the watering place, of tbo East, but tha ladies alwavt tal tb, Grand Trunk. What II the difference Wween a bungrT man and a glutton? One long, to oat, and tb, otliw aasti too long. . . ''Do Ton call llii, a trunk!" jrowled a if Jected porter. "It only aceda a lightning rod to be mistaken for a boarding-homo. "i A roND wife threw a boltli of hair renew. ernther husband', head, at which h, said, "W, must part the dye U cart.".. .. Watsox wrot, "Deautlful Snow," Mas Mas-sett - sett Mas-sett wrote MReautiftil Rain." Who will giva ui "Beautiful Hall Lorely Lightning" and "tiorgeoui Thunder." : Josh Billing, thinks concerning Long Branch, that "there it aa little consens, thero generallv ai tho same number of viii viii-ton - ton viii-ton are capable ov." Debnito. TitKR', Tin Rub. "Plain-faced girli should dress plainly," romarksa lady aulho- my on nisnion. tvaa thore ever a young larlr who was willing to admit that the bad a plain facet - 1 "Whtji men break tbolrhearti." remarka a cynical female writer, "It is the aainoa, when a lobster breaks ono of Its olaws an another - other another sprouting out immodiately and grow ing iu im pinol. Do too ever take anything!" asked Sharp of Snorkles. "Nover, air, except I'm un. well, ami then my weakness I, aognao, .lust ntiw I'm troubled with bollowneu, and I don't car, if I do." . ,-.,,,., Hunt It Senator. MatU Carpenter'!, last conundrum i . . v , , "Q. Why don't the devil learn to ikatet" "A. Whir, in bell il ha to tout tha ice!" A H.ASY teacher wm endeavoring to tm tm-prei - prei tm-prei upon her . puplli the terrible affect of the punishment of Nebuchedoouar,, lay laying - ing laying i "Seven your, be ate grass like a cow." when a boy aikod, ''Did bo giva milkt" ' I Irishman being about to Join a oom oom-pany - pany oom-pany forming during our lata war, tralquea- tloncd bv one of tho oflñoan. "Well, .ir when you get Into battle, will vou fight or run!" "An faith." replied the' Hibernian. iiiii' ,f,OT ioia' u 1 ,n,J0't, ar yeai' ''MR. TnAOKERAT." a.M An AmMt.iw lad.v, "it It true, lilts dreadful itory whioa we hear about you and Miss Bronte! "Ma dam," responded tho burly novelist, "It Is, i grim m say, ioo irue. en children wor the frullof taht UnhnllnWAit inlikian.. ,s T killed them all with my own hand.''.. Ax anecdote II told of Frederick the Great, that jtiit bofore the battle of Rosbaeh he uld to on, of bit Oenerali, who was on very Mímalo lormi with him, "If I lot, the battle. 1 shall retire to Venice and there practice imysie. "An,' replied thatien- urn,, niways a m murderer, alwayia muf- dererl" A LiTtmrmr, (Conn.) clock dealer lt!jt lolda ima'lclock loan Irliwoman, whowiii whowiii-kud - kud whowiii-kud off with It under her arm, On her way she turned II bottom upward, and l wlr, droplet from Its position, causing th, clock to strike without Interraiision. Tliareupoa, eke returned in trouble, complaining to tha merchant, "Sure, an It'i cryin' after ye a!, ready." .... Dutchman Gnod morrir, Fal kow you tut!'' Irlshman-'-Tbo top o' the .morning till ye, Smitii d'ye think we'll get rain tha day! Dutch nian-"Kess no; to never bosh mooohrainln der dry dime." Irishman. Faith, an ve r right there, Sniltt, an'iiiin whinlfar It geta in th, war o'rainln' the de devil - vil devil a bit o' dhry wither will wo git as long u the wet ipoll bowldi." , a U A qkxtlkmax who fultowi tha neofeisloh of school teaching, on tho Western Reser Reserve, - ve, Reserve, in Ohio, guvooutone morning u Bread Breading - ing Breading loisnn to Mi irrt elan, that portion' ot "The Merehaul of Venice '. in whieh tho "pound of Beili" icene occun. The rend rending - ing rending finished, he asked the class what Shy Shy-lock - lock Shy-lock meant when ho laid. "My dual nroh my bead." "Well, said tha tallest boy; ! dun t know, union it mean, necirrkKihU papers In bit hall" -Clara, I lov, but thu alone,"'" f (Thuiiigh'd the Und,r youta r' ' '"" Oh! bear mo, thou, my passion own, dl With trembling Una, In earnest tonat ,i lndood Iipoak tha truth. , Ho pained -the blush o'erspread her oie'eit; She let him draw her noar: ' Scarce for emotion could she ipeaki' -it Ynt still she asked in accent, mask, How much ba had a year I , ( Á mtÓDiCAL eays that tall Eastern glrí named Short, long loved a big Mr. Little, while Mr. Little, thinking little of Short loved a little las, named Long. To make a long story ihort, Utile propoied to Long, and Short longed to be tvon with Little?, shortcomings. So ihort, meeting Long, threatened to marry Llttl, before Long which cauied Little In a very short lime to m;ry Long. Query: Did tall Spoil love big Llttl, leu.becauM Little loved Long! A bom barber of our ' town returning horn, the other evening, found that his gwr and festiva wife had eloped with bit Jour,' and on th, tabla of her boudoir discovered tha following under quotation (rom Bit. oni 1 "Fare thca'well, and If forever; "' ' Then forever fare thee well: .i -i i rjlnce, alas, we're doomed to sever. ,.. IgomldJoo-youtodoh II" A coxutaroNimfr traveling In th, Indian wuntry describa, ttma of th, notable, af Bui water, among them a famous medicina man who "wai catawampouily obawad up In omaancUritancounur', andona Jack Hominy wo. nai a iowit diugbtar t I 'll'tfrWiri an Indian girl,' ' ' Jan, Matilda Uomlny, :,, ,.,n.i r. Where sweep the water, dowa .. ThitbunrtBf M.nonlnM." '

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