The Kenna Record, 1910-07-01

he snored terribly, and as ti)2 as I am rt resident of this corn corn-crow - crow corn-crow had been grafted on th:j j n:c is that he' was $25,000 short, upper part of the windpipe the.inmlity it will be my constant snore turned into a crow and aim to boost at all times and on he crowed the entire night so every possible occasion." that no one could sleep. The "I will do whatever I can doctors say they can't restore for the public wbfkV has the good the original prc-stine snore, but 'of the community" 'as it3 object, they think they can graft 'on "I will submit "to ''and abide by the chirp of the blue bird so 'majority rule and will not knock that the two will mingle with end hov.-l if things' are not done the crow and blend it with the ; my way. ' v', chirp. I hope it will prove j "I will take "rio radical ex ex-successful, - successful, ex-successful, and will write tojtrer-e position ' on ' any question the lady and find out how it j before the people, 'and will have turns out. If it succeeds I will: due respect for thp' opinions of try this voice grafting, too. 1 follow townsmen when their

. . j every c-oUar that thou turnest Pet animals are like human ? ake the old town , :roll. But enjoyment and not beings in their likes and dis-;BOlf.w is ol!r destined end or likes. If they form a friend-1 v.-jiy, if you have no money, bor- ship for one, person upon whom row buy a corner lot each day! they have learned to depend for! Lives ' L'rcnt men'all remind food and agreeable attentions, P 5' immortal fame; , . , i lot vs leave tne chumps behind they may be jealous of the ap- Urf thcre just lho proach of other persons, and act Eamc In world's bread as if displeased at intrusion, battle, u the bivciu'ac of life, let It may mar the behavior, but it U3 maj,:e the dry' bones rattle is evidently a manifestation ofyy- a corner for your wife! favoritism on the part of the ( x:ct us then be tip 'and doing pet a favoritism induced, as a wU, h t for R fat stin rule, by the kindness and core, ... , ... . , . of the master or mistross.-St. acluevni.-, r.tdl vufmrng, boost boost-Nicholas. - Nicholas. boost-Nicholas. ' i"" early, boosting late. Ex.

At times we look back on the das when we would kneel beside the bed, And memory goes sweeping back to those sweetL child childish - ish childish prayers we said "If I should die before I wake, I pray the Lord my soul to take" Perhaps our thoughts would go astray to childhood's flow flowery - ery flowery fields, and then, We'd earnestly try to forget, .juid-; say the little prayer again "Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord , my soul to keep ." What would you give today, oh man, to feel, when on your bended knees The knowledge of a prayer God ' hears-T-the cooling sense of utter peace That came to you when, as a child, beside the old wood bed you knelt. . What would you give, uncertain man, to have the confidence you felt?

Notica of Survey. Department of the Interior, IT. S. Land Office, Koswell, New Mexico, June 23, 1910. Notice is hereby given that there has been forwarded to thi3 office by the Surveyor-General the following ap approved - proved approved plats of survey: Township 9 South, Range 37 Eust, N. M. P. Meridian. Township 9 South, Range 2G East, N. M. P. Meridian. Township 10 South, Range 37 East, N. M. P. Meridian. Each of these plats of survey will be filed in this office at nine o'clock a. m., on the tenth day of August, 1910, and on and after that date applications for entry of lands In each of these townships will be received. T. C. TILLOTSON, Register. HAROLD HURD. Receiver. '

springs were getting weak. Aren't you feeling well?" He drew back suddenly. "What's the matter with you?" he demanded. "Who are you imitating? Can't you make your face behave?" She picked up the' paper she had been reading and flung it into the decorated waste bas basket. - ket. basket. "There's nothing the matter with me," she coldly replied. "Just mugging for fun, eh? Glad of that. Stimson was telling me today about a lot of trouble his wife is having with her facial nerves, and I was afraid you'd caught it. Ain't that confounded dinner ready?" Exchange.

She had been reading that a titled Englifch woman advises married women to flirt with their husbands. As she fin finished - ished finished the article her husband came home to dinner, says the Cleveland Plain Dealer. She ran to meet him. "A little late tonight, ducky ducky-doozeluirt," - doozeluirt," ducky-doozeluirt," she said with a dimpling smile. "What's that?" he growled. She looked at him archly. "Don't you dare kiss me," she tittered. "Gee," he cried, "I don't in intend - tend intend to! What put that in

NEW GRAFTING IDEAS. It seems that any organ of cne body can be successfully substituted now-a-days. The latest grafting news that I heard about last 'week was carried out at the suggestion of a farmer wife who reads The Mail in the east. They removed the crow crowing - ing crowing machinery from a rooster and grafted it to the vocal or organs - gans organs of the hired man. It was a complete success, she say3. Now just as it becomes light

you will greatly reduce the high cost of living, grow rich, yet fat, and lie a good fellow and enjoy life. Your girls will grow up to be music teacher.', and most of your boys will be twins. Thousands have tried our business meth methods - ods methods and arc satisfied'eustomers.